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I bet the audience were rolling in the aisles. 
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Maybe "you had to be there"
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Never throw anything away, Griff
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I thought it was pretty clever\funny *shrug* You have to remember it is in the context of a stand-up routine, it's not a joke you tell when someone says "Tell me a joke".
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You didn't get the delivery right.
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Sorry for not posting this yesterday @Marc-Clifton but happy birthday.
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Belated Hippo Birdie @Marc-Clifton
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Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Belated Hippo Birdie
Thank you! Another day, another year 
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Happy Birthday Marc! 
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glennPattonWork wrote: Happy Birthday Marc
Thank you!
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Happy Birthday @Marc Clifton
With friendly greetings, 
Eric Goedhart
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Eric Goedhart wrote: Happy Birthday
Thank you!
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Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Happy birthday, Marc !
May your limitless curiosity, and energy, last ... forever.
cheers, Bill
«... thank the gods that they have made you superior to those events which they have not placed within your own control, rendered you accountable for that only which is within you own control For what, then, have they made you responsible? For that which is alone in your own power—a right use of things as they appear.» Discourses of Epictetus Book I:12
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BillWoodruff wrote: Happy birthday
Thank you!
BillWoodruff wrote: May your limitless curiosity, and energy, last ... forever.
Hmmm, not sure I want to live past the heat death of the universe. 
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Sorry for not posting this yesterday
Haha, better late than never! And thank you!
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Happy belated birthday Marc and many more.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Would a Turing Test know it's a Turing Test?
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I Turing, therefore I am.
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Two astronauts on the ISS are having breakfast. The first astronaut looks dejectedly at his coffee and says -
"I can't find any milk"
The second one replies
"Of course you can't. In space no one can. Here - use cream"
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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So true! 
Isn't that Alien tag line?! Should have been some Marines on the Nostromo chatting together! 
BTW, let me drop here, that Weyland-Yutani cream is the best! 
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...that they cure Attention Deficit Disorder with narcotics?
I would think ADD is the better option...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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