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Is buying 100 copies of “Goldfinger” investing in bonds?
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Then you'll surely have Pussy Galore!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Well, it is International Cat Day[^] 
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Eight Day of Eighth month. Cat Day?
Octopussy, indeed!
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Is that it for today aurum you going to try again? Never. I Say Never, Again! If your feeling a bit under the weather, No Dr. will handle it, for they know your in-securities will dominate.
P.S. Don't you feel posting the ToTD is a rather Odd Job?
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I'm sure he only finds it odd every other day
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No, but perhaps buying 007 of them is!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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We're going to Moonraker you over the coals for that one.
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I'm sure jokes like this make James double O'ver with laughter.
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I laughed so hard that spit came out. You could almost say I am Phlegming.
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It's because I'm reading this book I just found at HalfPriceBooks.
I want to make sure I get it done before Y2K occurs.
https://i.stack.imgur.com/A3WvZ.png*
For realz, that is for sale at my local HalfPrice Books and it is priced $19.99.
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Good thing you're getting a jump on that Y2K thing.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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I know. It sounds really dangerous. There are naysayers but I think it will probably be the end of technology as we know it. After that, probably no electricity.
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But it doesn't really matter because by 2012 it's the end of the world anyway.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Mike Hankey wrote: because by 2012 it's the end of the world anyway
Oh, sheesh. Very embarrassing.  I forgot the world had already ended.
Well, at least we never had to suffer the Y2K.
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NOt to mention how sad things got in 1984.
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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And here I thought he was getting a jump on the Y2038 thing.
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I really took that pic at the local half price books.
I've had my Lawyer draft a cease and desist letter to you:
Donnegan, Schulze, Flunkstill, Carbillery & Massmith Attorneys at Law: Heretofore and afterwit ye shall no longer post the copyrighted image which was beforetofore posted by the original poster ofwhich and towit it was previously posted.
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It's International Cat Day[^] so we're all busy lookin for the one and only cat picture on t'interweb.
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's International Cat Day[^]
Wait...is that coinciding with Y2K? If it does, it will surely be the end of the Internet. 
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Careful I think the cats have taken over Wikipedia and are demanding money 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Do you mean that 'cat pictures' and 'cat videos' actually have cats in them?  ...and all this time I had assumed that those terms were code for something completely unrelated.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Wabbit Twacks![^]
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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