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After the argument escalated, neighbors say that the husband, a composer, threatened to smother his wife with his sheet music. Before anyone could help, witnesses say he's already begun killing her softly with his song.
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Had he succeeded, he would be composing and she would be decomposing.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Quote: A Woman's Tongue Is Her Sword And She Does Not Let It Rust
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Only because she started singing
"Take my breath away ..."
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Was the song upbeat or downbeat?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Now you're just giving us Flack.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Knocked out of the group stage of the World Cup for the first time since 1938......lets hope they take it better than they did last time.
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Nah, they're just going to spend the next four years blaming Russian collusion.
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Don't mention ze war! I did once, but I think I got away with it!
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They did get further in Russia than they did in 1942 I suppose.
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So what are England fans going to chant now? "Two world wars and one world cup! Do dah! Do ... oh, bugger."? 
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Once all the Germans were warlike and mean
But that couldn't happen again
We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen
And they've hardly bothered us since then
-- Tom Lehrer, MLF Lullaby
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Me?! You started it. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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We did not start it.
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Yes you did: you invaded Poland!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Well, I'll just get your hors d'oeuvres... hors d'oeuvres vich must be obeyed at all times wizout question!
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So, two eggs mayonnaise, a prawn goebbels, a herman goering, and four colditz salads.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Honestly, I'm the type of german who's not even givin' a damn... nor using the german virtue called "schadenfreude", which some off my compatriots showin' off.
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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StM0n wrote: nor using the german virtue called "schadenfreude"
Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.
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Yeah... we're able to produce them on a whim 
(yes|no|maybe)*
"Fortunately, we don't need details - because we can't solve it for you." - OriginalGriff
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Germans have a word for everything
Yes they do it's "Alles"
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: Boy, those Germans have a word for everything.
Not only that, but no matter how kind you think your children are, German children are Kinder! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Do you think they might decide to march into South Korea? 
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After i read all replies just have to say, tanks alot, was very funny! 
But i have to add one more thing, a country built of statistics can not break the WC statistics that say the WC winner has to get knocked out in group stage. 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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HobbyProggy wrote: can not break the WC statistics
I knew they were playing sh1tty but I never thought they could fall that hard to break the WC
I'll go get my coat
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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