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Something you have actually Googled?
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and what does bing think about that?
might be worth a look before nads decides to shut that down too.
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Lopatir wrote: before nads decides to shut that down too
You mean they haven't closed it yet? 
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Competition is a good thing. That is why I use both Google and Bing.
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Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Lopatir wrote: might be worth a look before nads decides to shut that down too.
Wait what? Where I come from the word "nads" is a euphemism for testicles. 
Jeremy Falcon
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yup, nads are testacles (also a brand of hair removal cream in Aus, [which, yikes! some may also use the latter on the former]).
Either way I reckon that name fits him rather well.
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If I Google my name then yes, but
1. I am a company owner in Wales
2. I am a musican - But personally I think even cats would walk away if I started to sing.
3. I live in Manchester and America.
4. I have a very active twitter account which shows I own a CRM Software company.
but none of the above are true.
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Simon_Whale wrote: But personally I think even cats would walk away if I started to sing.
Simon_Whale wrote: but none of the above are true.
Must...resist...theurgetoapplylogic!
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If I google myself, I don;t come up till about eighth place: apparently I'm a musician (who can't carry a tune in a bucket), and an Experimental Quantum Optics and Photonics researcher.
Oh, and according to the images google picked up, I'm also black, white and oriental all at the same time. Mother would be so impressed! 
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Now that is an interesting twist.
One image of mine is a cartoon of a Viking in an iron clad bikini and a donkey riding school the others are too boring to report.
One thing to note in one image it has a ginger beard!
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Isn't that a self fulfilling prophecy when you look for something you have written about yourself? Besides that, who knows how much information Google has already has gathered about you to make your own stuff the most probably fitting search result.
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Nah, this was technical - to do with passing info to PrintDocuments.
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If/when I google "balboos" my site (one page) "CONTEMPLATONS . . . " is top of this list.
In case you try this, don't forget to click through and linger for a while. Might as well keep it there.
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I went there, I couldn't find the "Upvote" button, I went away again. 
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I had it once for one of my articles (not top but 5th or so as far as I remember) while I did some research to update that article (so it was not what I was looking for; or better: It did not contained what I was looking for).
Just tried it with the article title (which contains only three very general terms):
710,000 hits, position 4, positions 1 to 3 from the MSDN. Wow 
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 It's a good feeling, isn't it? I'm really not sure why it feels good though.
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I often have to google/bing "technical words" + "my name" and get a direct link to my blog or article when I am trying to do something I had done in the past, had written an article about, but had then completely forgotten. 
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Yeah, a couple of years ago I googled how to do something in linux, and the article that solved the problem was one that I wrote the previous year.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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if I google my name exactly yep I am the first hit. Of course there is only one person with my exact name in the entire world so that helps. Slightly unusual last name with a slightly uncommon first name gets you that
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Nope, not an anti-Apple rant but a general moan about all things starting with a gratuitous "i".
I'm writing some helpers for a third party API which is one of those annoying products called IWhatever - now I can't call a class IWhateverHelpers because it will look like it should be an interface and if I call it something more descriptive like ThirdRateThirdPartyHorseDroppingsHelpers, it will probably get frowned upon for being too honest.
Whoever wrote the actual API neatly sidestepped the problem by not using any interface naming conventions at all - having seen this in action (Intellisense looks like an explosion in a custard factory), I'm not convinced that this was the greatest of ideas.
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PeejayAdams wrote: Whoever wrote the actual API neatly sidestepped the problem by not using any interface naming conventions at all
Such people should be defenestrated!
There is no excuse whatsoever for not following well-known coding conventions, the Ixxx convention for interfaces being one of the oldest in the field.
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I have trouble starting a sentence with It, I keep looking for the t intefacce 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
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Defenestration certainly sounds like a good idea.
It wouldn't tidy up their abysmal code in any way but it would leave those of us who have to use it feeling a whole lot better.
I wonder where there office is (I'm rather hoping that it's several stories off the ground).
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: There is no excuse whatsoever for not following well-known coding conventions
Said the StyleCop to the code monkey. So we finally meet.
If I had the choice, I would not lose a word about code that may not adhere to all rules and conventions, but does an excellent job at what it was written for. The exact opposite, all style but no substance, would be far less useful. Last, there are also those that fail at both, like probably this one here.
Anyway, I don't need excuses to think more about what I'm doing and less to blind adherence to some conventions. I even know some cases where sticking to the conventions would have introduced very tricky problems.
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I am not referring to minutia such as 1TBS vs K&R or some such. I am referring to a useful convention that helps a lot when reading code. The 'I' at the beginning of the name indicates that we are dealing with an interface, i.e. it declares a "contract", rather than an implementation.
Yes, there are many stupid conventions out there (tabs vs spaces, etc. ad nauseum), but this is not one of them.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
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