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After the next update? The exam probably expired after the next hour  Don't worry though, just pay to sit the replacement...
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and found wanting! 
There is no way known to man of getting the Stench of Microsoft off you; you are marked unto the tenth generation! 
Ad astra - both ways!
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Take Exam 98-381 may that will help HA HA haaaaaaaaa
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Quote: how do I get this Mickeysoftish smell away?
Become a CodeProject MVP, frame the certificate and put it on your desk 
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RickZeeland wrote: frame the certificate and put it on your desk
Not much room there. A few monitors, keyboard, mouse and a TIE pilot helmet.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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True, CodeProject certificates are extremely large 
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I like the placement of the date on the certificate, if I clip it to the partition just right you can't see it is 8 yer old 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Hmmm, they probably noticed that trick, on mine it's in big letters placed in the top center of the certificate
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In that case, you're hanging it wrong. 
Ad astra - both ways!
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Hi All,
We had a security review and this led to combination locks being fitted. Fine just make it more awkward have to remember 4 numbers now. The lock is exposed to the weather leaving mucking keys and clean keys, think about it for a second, the clean keys are the combination. Being that the order does not matter(!) just aim for the clean keys and you get in (?!). Please tell me the order matters on other locks...
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As the next security measure, it will be mandatory to enter an incorrect code before entering the right one, to clean all keys equally. 
modified 13-Sep-18 21:01pm.
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Classic way to fool a key pad, look for the shiny buttons!
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And how did these experts conclude that a number is less easily leaked or more secure than a physical key?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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even better would be an NFC card...
most normal keys can be copied down at the hardware shop (including people leaving that earlier made a spare to keep in the backpack in case they leave their work keys at home).
NFC locks are about the same price as combination/keypad locks, plus if connected to the LAN can track people coming/going (outside office hours).
pin code lock for an outside is just stupid, internal, i.e. server room maybe, but never as an outside door.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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A physical key is a very cost-efficient security-measure 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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OK - here's a plan:
1 - find out who picked a lock that allows arbitrary order
2 - find out where they fence the property they "liberate"
3 - pick up some real bargains !
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Quote: 1 - find out who picked a lock that allows arbitrary order
2 - find out where they fence the property they "liberate"
3 - pick up some real bargains !
1. Responcible party known
2. Known
3. The stuff we make is not really consumer biased.
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glennPattonWork wrote: The stuff we make is not really consumer biased.
Not a reference to the stuff you make.
All the PC's, Laptops, Printers, monitors, inflatable dolls, and other standard office stuff
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W∴ Balboos wrote: All the PC's, Laptops, Printers, monitors, inflatable dolls, and other standard office stuff
What kind of office do you work in? 
On second thoughts ... don't answer that.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank You! Thank you! Thank you! Thank You! Thank you! Thank you! Thank You!
That comment was just meant to Pull The Wool Over Your Eyes*
In Wales, although that comment is not KSS it Keeps KSS !
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The safe where I work beeps when the combination is entered.
The safe combination keypad is at eye level and easily filmed from desks to the side of it.
You can even get a clue as the the combination, based on the time delay between each beep - shorter time delays mean the numbers are close on the keypad.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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At a company I used to work for, they installed one of those a shipping container computer facilities, and had a biometric lock (thumbprint scanner) put on it, even after I warned him that it wouldn't be enough.
I managed to get a copy of my bosses thumb print off his coffee mug, unlocked the door, and called him to come and see.
He wasn't happy. He had a CAC card reader installed that also required a 6-digit pin code. It was much more expensive, but at the same time, much more secure.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Can I swap
To get into the server room at work.
1. Disable the alarm by entering a pin and unsetting the correct zone
2. Present your pass to a reader
3. enter you secret 4 digit pin.
4. do your stuff
5. sign out of the room with your card (if you don't you can't get back in)
6. reset the alarm
then you get to walk away, also someone in a different part of the country is watching you on a CCTV feed to make sure that you dont eat, drink, allow un authorised people in, remove equiptment etc.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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