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"269 counts of wire fraud and money laundering"? Hopefully, that'll put him away for a few years. 
Pity it's only a middle man though.
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Quote: Hopefully, that'll put him away for a few years
Yup! He should get a one year sentence for each of the 269 counts. These sentences to be served sequentially! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: that'll put him away for a few years
Not if this was the UK. If it was the UK he'd be suing the police for reading his emails.
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@JeremyFalcon, is that you?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Noooo! Jeremy is a nice guy! Don't insult him like this.
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Thanks man. Although it's not as easy affording prostitutes these days with the economy and all. So sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... 
Jeremy Falcon
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If you become the prostitute, the sex will make you money.
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You raise a good point, sir.
Jeremy Falcon
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 Now you know Mike... the first rule of Nigerian Prince club is that you do not talk about Nigerian Prince club.
Jeremy Falcon
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but..but..he is a American white person... surely this is no a Nigerian prince..must be a case of mistaken identity..
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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He was just the middle man. The main perpetrators are probably in Lagos somewhere.
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Read in the middle of your sentences, the real bad are colored in RGB= ... no!
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I wanna shake his hand for knowing normals stupidity better than I. I mean really, someone actually did more than chuckle at these emails?
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I'm still waiting for my million dollar check from John Beresford Tipton.
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$2 for a coffee, plus $20 and up for transaction fees...
methinksnot.
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are really only a rudimentary sobriety test.
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The best passwords are four words that aren't common separated by tangentially related symbols. Take that password rule suggestions! 
(Also easy to remember when drunk.)
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Ah ha! Your password is "CorrectHorseBatteryStaple"!
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Correct!Horse3Battery$Staple:. But close
EDIT: I wonder how many people/bots just tried that password
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Regrettably, they never stopped DD from posting drunk... 
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Fortunately CP allows us to stay logged in forever.
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This past weekend, I asked my father-in-law's Alexa who her favorite Beatle was.
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Good. When I just read your subject line, I thought you were going to post that he died. 
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