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WHAT!!! The boat people have rum???
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We need more proof, I think.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Only an infidel would ask such a thing.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Is Bacardi someone who had their aged checked before being served rum?
Is Mambo what you call a single mother's boyfriend?
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One of your better ones
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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after you have enough caffeine to apply gaussian sharpening to any lingering smudged edges of dream, spend an hour on CodeProject, send hate mail to advocates of waterfall-development, and perform your haka warm-up [^] before entering the scrum octagon: [^] ?
«While I complain of being able to see only a shadow of the past, I may be insensitive to reality as it is now, since I'm not at a stage of development where I'm capable of seeing it.» Claude Levi-Strauss (Tristes Tropiques, 1955)
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Jeremy Falcon
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Shh. I suggest quietly tip-toeing away...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Is that what you call a Scrum-head?
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BillWoodruff wrote: apply gaussian sharpening to any lingering smudged edges of dream
OMG. I have got to find someone I can use that line on. 
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Marc, just don't use it on anyone you have romantic interest in. They'll call the authorities...
Software Zen: delete this;
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Need to look busy? Use the mouse to draw a stickman [^]
73
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Somebody has REALLY got too much time on his hand if he can create this, but cool nonetheless. 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Somebody has REALLY go too much time on his hand if he can play this. Non essential employee? Just saying...
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here have a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) it is Friday
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Somebody really has too much time on their hands if they observe Fridays. Just sayin...
Jeremy Falcon
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 Only thing keeping me motivated while try to creating Key requirements for an upcoming project.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Work hard. Play hard.
Jeremy Falcon
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It wasn't a sword I drew in his hand... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Why did the fool not simply use his gun? I drew a Texas style stickman.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Mine had a "weapon" too...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Why do I get the impression that you are sitting in the Korova Milkbar and drink something to sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Nah - I don't drink milk or eat oranges. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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At least I had some Beethoven[^] last night, when I talked to my father about the fun he had on the job around the time when I was born. His 'boss' did not know that he was sent home early to bring my mother to the hospital and sent a telegram after him, telling him to return immediately or else he would have sent some gorillas in uniforms after him.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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You mean he interfered with the dragon? 
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