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varchar(50), to be precise.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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That needs a soft reset.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I would say that the programmer who did that needs some percussive maintenance (AKA a slap upside the head). 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Over here it's called a "Stupid Stick".
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In the event that circumstances should warrant* you say so.
(also known as 'if').
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Here's one... how about Optimized (finally fixed the damn thing from being a memory hog during the POC phase, removing old commented out code, etc.)
Jeremy Falcon
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What character flaw drives some people to create new terms to describe things which are already perfectly well described by existing - and usually simpler - terms?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Misguided creativity and/or a need to be right and/or a need to sugar coat the truth?
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Agile : no spec, no documentation, no schedule, bill until the customer/project runs out of money.
Sprint : Work feverishly for a week, then move the uncompleted tasks back into the queue for a future sprint. Iterate by making tasks smaller and sprints longer.
Stand-up : Group therapy -- feel good about what little you got done, feel enthusiastic about what grand things you plan on getting done, hug at the end.
Scrum : same as a stand-up but more sweat from unbathed coders coming off their sprint, ra-ra enthusiasm from management, and project paraphernalia on display - mugs, T-shirts mainly.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Timeline adjustment
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Is normalize 20/20 vision?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm not seeing it
Sin tack
the any key okay
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That is the standard, uniform, normal.
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As a pupil with humor-ous vision, I must point out how your puns are cornea than ever.
Eye lid-erly cannot believe how the tear keeps lowering.
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Not my world. Do people really pay money for that stuff?
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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Hah! I successfully launched a product in July, and it isn't even mentioned.
I finally threw my copies of AmiPro in the bin...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I get the definite feeling I do not want to follow that link... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's all in the best possible taste, I can assure you !
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A collection of URL's is hardly a product.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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If those are products, I had 5 of them in July - and all successfully used by thousands... I demand to fix that list!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Marc Clifton wrote: Prduct
Quick, register a trademark for that before someone uses it as the name of their latest pointless service! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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