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Has Anyone Seen Mike Hunt wrote: I'll faarrrkkkking ask for the drivers of any device I haven't yet setup yet, you c**k-knockers. I hope the Microsoft wankers who had anything to do with this abortion, even tangentially, all get spontaneous, voracious arse cancer and die
Don't hold it in, let us all know how you really feel... 
Ad astra - both ways!
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You do realize, although perhaps overtly in denial, that the Windows 10 PC/Laptop is just an inconvenient-to-carry 'smart phone'? Embrace that thought. The pain will go away. All roads lead to FaceBook!
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Kevin Marois wrote: WHAT IS NOT WORKING????
Everything. The answer's right there in the email. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Reply as follows:
I'm at home; I'm not working too.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Your client is a liar - his e-mail is obviously working.
I think you can safely ignore everything else he complains about based on that.
I'm pretty sure I would not like to live in a world in which I would never be offended.
I am absolutely certain I don't want to live in a world in which you would never be offended.
Freedom doesn't mean the absence of things you don't like.
Dave
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He downloaded the whole internet? 
How big is his hard disk? The Kitty Pictures alone must be enormous!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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If he adds the porn he'll need another drive.
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I think it's quite an achievement that he got his email working 
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Be helpfull and mail back, "it works for me".
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Reminds me of one customer we had, reporting "I have tried twenty times, and the program still won't start!"
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Kevin Marois wrote: "I downloaded everything and it's not working".
Sounds like people I know. 
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In an office long ago, I used to hear cries of 'the internet is down!'. Fond memories of being the only IT guy/programmer for 3 companies in the same office building. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Need about 10 icons created for a WPF app I'm working on. Anyone know a decent Graphic Artist?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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A friend of mine is a professional graphic artist. I'll PM you the details.
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Excellent. Thanks!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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How did you PM me?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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The 'email' option next to the 'reply' option is my guess, though I've never tried it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Did you ever send me the details on this?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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This[^] is my favorite source of royalty-free icons.
/ravi
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I found an IRS icon...!!
man-vampire-icon[^]
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac.
The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it.
~ my brother Jeff
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Perhaps I'm behind a corporate firewall, but all images will not display. Is this some kind of like paid subscription site or something?
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Just how graphic are we taking here?
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I got yet another call, to "help me lower my credit card interest rate" today. Through a cosmic bit of timing, I happened to have this video[^] handy. Hopefully the trauma will cause them to remove me from their call cycle, but I'll keep it handy. Just in case.
TTFN - Kent
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