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Because for them it is a Wurst-Kase scenario...
I'll get me coat.
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It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.
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1) So that's what a disruption in the force feels like...
2) I know that you should know better than to pronounce it so badly.
3) Käse, not Kase. Hände hoch, not Hande hoch.
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I don't recognise umlauts! 
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What! that's even more racist than the first post.
Becomming a Chinese famboi or perhaps time to lay off eating the cheap fake rice?
Sin tack
the any key okay
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OriginalGriff wrote: I don't recognise umlauts! 
You are a master of the obvious 
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I knew I was a master of something!
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Nope, all I get is "The Internet is a great place and free thanks the Ads Please disable ADBLOCK"
And when I get that kind of pleading, it's normally because the ads are inappropriate, overused, or unpleasant; or the content is rubbish. And no, I don't disable uBlock to find out ... sites like this one earn the right to be in a White List - my default position is "earn it, don't expect it".
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Arguing with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement. In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Anonymous
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Cheese and sauerkraut, suboptimal mix.
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Oi, stop plagiarising my wurst joke! :P
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Sounds like it's a deep crater, guv'nor, but it's completely clear (7).
Evident
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
modified 27-Jul-17 2:54am.
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Soapbox.
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Excellent...  But, sadly, wrong.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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I hoped so, I did write a random answer once before and sadly got it right.
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Got a roomba?[^]
So, not only do they spread doggy-do over everything if they find it, they also spy out your house for the maker. Still don't want to push a Hoover about?
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Like uncle Owen said, let's bring that thing to Anchorhead and have its memory wiped. Take care of that first thing in the morning.
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It's WiFi enabled - they already have the data...
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No wonder the stormtroopers know which door to kick in. (Wave hand) 'These are the farmers you want to barbeque!'
modified 26-Jul-17 4:37am.
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Amazing. It knows the password too
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I assume users provide it when they install so as to map the room better and provide more efficient cleaning. I dunno - I don't own one, because I have a cat and I'm pretty sure the two would not sit well together...
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Don't have one either. Not to sound sexist, but the missus already has the room layout sorted, so the ol' fashion Roomba works just fine....
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At least those cats here[^] have no problems with them. The house mappers should have more problems with the cats constantly redirecting the robots.
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My favorite is this one. The only thing missing is the laser.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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