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JavaScript is the most trending programming language on the web today! Facebook, Google, Uber and countless so-called Unicorn startups have now made JavaScript a cornerstone of their technology stack.
Seriously "...unicorn startups..."
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Mike Hankey wrote: unicorn startups.
What does this mean? Startups that don't exist? Startups with a horn in their head? Startups that poop ice cream?
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Startups that fart rainbows.
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Yeah that was a WTF moment for me as well.
Who comes up with these?, obviously someone with way too much time on their hands.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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The blood of these startups will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price.
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Yes, but it will be a half life, a JavaScript life.  Just shoot me already... 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Mike Hankey wrote: Seriously "...unicorn startups..."
The best thing about codeproject... I learn something new here all the time.
My latest wasted brain cells... I just absorbed this list:
List of unicorn startup companies - Wikipedia[^]
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Someone should remind these venture capitalist that only virgins can touch a Unicorn.
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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Matthew Dennis wrote: Someone should remind these venture capitalist that only virgins can touch a Unicorn.
I should point out that this is a programmer forum.
Yeah, same to you.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Mike Hankey wrote: JavaScript is the most trending programming language on the web today!
And you're worrying about unicorns!?  
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And the best thing that out of the three mentioned companies only ONE is really on that list...
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Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Quote: unicorn startups
Shouldn't that be "Corny startups"
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Larry Correia got us the Special Task Force Unicorn (STFU), how would these be called?
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Never mind the unicorns, what about phrases like "most trending?"
And did I ever mention how much I hate Javascript?
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Ok, the fanbois are still asleep, so I must take care of you for them. I will just blurb out the standard speech bubbles:
- You obviously are a hater, who always hates and is easily confused by facts.
- You are also a troll, who wants to upset us with your hate speech.
That out of the way, please don't hold back with your dislike for this sorry excuse for a programming language. When the dumb masses think it's good, we better go out of harm's way and let them live with the mess they create.
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Right: 'Javascript' is the scandalous term.
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Quote: Anyone else seeing this?
Umm that would be Yup!
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Nope:
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since 27-Feb-18 18:57
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's the kind of message you get when you reset your browser/delete all your cookies.
This can also happen if you launch a safe-browsing session.
"I'm neither for nor against, on the contrary." John Middle
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Yes, it shows up under Discussions on the Home page!  You probably mean somewhere else, so no actually. 
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It's a glitch in the Y2K bug...
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