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So I'm having a fish pun war with a colleague. It has now spanned 2 days and show no signs of scaling back. See? I can't help myself... 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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Gill you stop with the puns, chum? Can't you just leave us alone so we can live in Pisces?
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No matter how you fillet it, your puns have no sole. Do not waste your time floundering for a decent retort, I'm already past the FINish line.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Oh cod - not again.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Thanks to all - some great food for thought.
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
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Has your friend heard about the pun that got away?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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After that long, I would have thought it would evolve into something with legs.
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Maybe it did and went back to the sea as a whale! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: It has now spanned 2 days
When you start to flounder give me a shout.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: When you start to flounder give me a shoutTrout.
FTFY
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Give the basstard hell!
Software Zen: delete this;
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I am working hard today, but really wish I was hardly working. 
Lounging on the couch watching whatever on Netflix sounds so good right now. Perhaps a nap or two, or three. Just what the doctor ordered.
Now, you could read that title another way, but then we would have to fetch your mind from the gutter.
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Per the Subject:
"Um, Er . . . I believe so - Yes."
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Quote: Access to indroid.info was denied
You don't have authorization to view this page.
HTTP ERROR 403
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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fixed
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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I think I did some work... no that was yesterday.
Today was all about catching up: home binge watching Travelers.
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Sadly working to hard trying to write a routine that stabilises premiums from one platform to another  and now my head hurts and I have to drive home
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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In my case today I am running fast just to stand still - fixing a defect which surfaced another defect which, when fixed, surfaced another and so on.
I need a time machine
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Start a new position today; officially on the payroll! Working from home until we physically transition to the 'actual' work site in a few months.
However... laptop hasn't arrived, so can't do any 'actual' work.
So... working hard cutting firewood. Nice to be able to do 'home' related work while getting paid!
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Tim Carmichael wrote: Nice to be able to do 'home' related work while getting paid!
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Quote: Just what the doctor ordered
Please clue me in: What's the name of your doctor? Is he taking new patients? 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Been at home in bed all day watching films. The girlfriend got back from spending a month back home in France - so booked the day off so we could catch up. Its been bliss.
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