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Is assembly or machine code the caveman/neanderthal grunt?
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Nah...that's GOD MODE
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hello CP, my name is Jeremy, and I'm a Facebook addict. I don't like Facebook, I think it's retarded. And yet, I tend to visit it at least once a day, despite me not being a fan of it and just complaining about how much I don't like it. Well no more! I've been in recovery for a few days now, and it feels pretty good. Although I almost typed it in the URL just now, and so finding myself needing some encouragement saying that FB is stupid.
Please note, any and all pro-FB posts will be replied to with angry face emojis. Thank you.
Jeremy Falcon
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I actually paid my daughter 200 bucks to stay off FB for six months.
Perhaps if you paid yourself 200 bucks, it might work too.
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That was pretty smart... and a good idea. I might tie a reward to myself with not being on it.
Jeremy Falcon
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I've never been on it so I'd be a millionaire  and in debt by a Million 
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Back when FB first came out and was .edu only I considered it a silly method for college kids to communicate. Nothing has really changed.
I've never created an account.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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 I find this to be true as well, and that's after seeing the types of posts on it for years.
Jeremy Falcon
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It was very stress relieving when I was in Baghdad, a few years ago.
It is very stress creating at home, now.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Despite not having an account, I've blocked Facebook right in my router. That way I can't even follow Facebook links sent to me, accidentally or otherwise.
The few times I've been on that site, I felt my IQ dropping with every click.
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Preach it brother.
Jeremy Falcon
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dandy72 wrote: The few times I've been on that site, I felt my IQ dropping with every click.
That's the perfect way to describe FB.
Should be part of their marketing scheme.
Quote: "You'll be dumber with every click!"
They'd get even more membership with that tag line. 
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"There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If we were in the soapbox... I would add a comment to this 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Friends don't let friends use Farcebook.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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Jeremy Falcon
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You can't quit anything until you have reached your personal "rock bottom". Are you ready for the next steps to enlightenment?
If you give me $100 USD, I will show you how to quit Facebook.
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Wait, can I send you $150 please? I'd like even more enlightenment.
Jeremy Falcon
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That made me
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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Jeremy Falcon
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I believe....!!!!
Where do I send the $$$?
Quick, before I don't believe any more.
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Facebook is a tool, nothing more, nothing less.
What people do with it is what matters.
I use it to stay in touch with friends and family that are too distant to always visit.
My wife uses it to remind me of things I've said, like today:
Groundhog day... leave the rodent alone! Get out of your monkey suit!
Do you want entertainment? Put on your monkey suit and wake a sleeping bear.
Now, THAT would be funny...
I said that 3 years ago; it came up in her timeline and she reminded me of it.
I'm still laughing.
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This suspiciously sounds like a pro-FB post. 
Jeremy Falcon
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