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A pessimist told me "Things can't get any worse." 
Being the optimist I am I told him "Of course they can!" 
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Sander Rossel wrote: A pessimist told me "Things can't get any worse." Being the optimist I am I told him "Of course they can!"
And being a realist it will!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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And being a sadist they should and you deserve it. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Being a masochist I could not agree more.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Being an alchemist I can help make it worse, smaller, bigger, explode, purple ... anything but gold.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Note that the list doesn't include his mother-in-law. That would be too big a bear to cross. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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My mother-in-law doesn't speak English, but she doesn't see that as an obstacle to complaining.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: too big a bear to cross
Crossing bears seems like a dangerous pastime.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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I was talking to a seismologist - he says he's got a bad feeling about the future.
But this friend the astrologer says things are looking up.
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I can picture a recent immigrant googling ISIS and trying to contact them, as suggested by the sign.
Hilarity will surely ensue.
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I'm looking at building a simple single[ish] page app in ASP .NET. It will be run within an intranet and for want of a better description will be a questionnaire. People get sent a link via e-mail, clicky and answer the questions, the answers are posted to a SQL Server DB. All the manipulation of the data is a separate project that will be done in proper C#.
I don't want to spend ages writing the capture app for now as I want to use my time on the analytics. Does anyone have any suggestions on which way to approach this and/or free examples. I found a couple of examples here but they're 3-4 years old. ASP.NET Simple Survey Application, Simple Survey Application and Simple Survey Application; similar if not identical.
veni bibi saltavi
modified 26-Feb-17 9:48am.
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Why not HTML, jQuery and REST API to save? 
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Because this will all be integrated into an existing application infrastructure written in...
Can you guess?
veni bibi saltavi
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I had no plans to drink, but I feel sad for you now. I need alcohol. Ethyl Alcohol.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Did you wrote ASP by accccccccccccccident? No X?
I would say that a ASPX based API behind a pure JS/HTML/CSS solution can be good...
(Of course if you have to share the session info between ASP and ASPX you have trouble here...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Yers, it's Asp pron.
It's just a first stab, which incidentally you're heading for, at how to build the capture component into a much bigger system. All I'm doing now is one form to set up questions and one to enter responses.
veni bibi saltavi
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So first thing you have to check is the session... There is any vital info stored on the session? Should you share it with the new code?
Simply the session is the biggest problem when mixing different technologies... If there is no session issues you can do as you wish, writing a MVC-Single Page Application maybe a good idea too...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Funny, anyone else would be directed to the Q&A section.
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By whom? Those are doing it have a weekend today...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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And then rapidly directed to Google. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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