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Actually - they've been hiring a lot of staff (not IT) - and this guy is very competent and flexible. Hence - there's something afoot and it's not going to end pretty.
Perhaps, present company, included.
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HR are the bane of human existence. They plot and scheme, all the time pretending to add value whilst demoralising those around them.
Stay strong and/or drunk! ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
veni bibi saltavi
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Sounds like he was singled out. Maybe he got fired because he got too friendly the boss' wife, or maybe just because he was spending too much time in The Lounge...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Considering the amount of work he got done, this will have some big ripples - not in terms of programming (he's not part of that), but it's a constant day-to-day. One of those support people so the rest of us can get something done. If they were hunting for dead wood, I could have shown them plenty.
The question is even the "them" party. I doubt HR had any more to do with it than carrying out. The selection came from elsewhere. Also - the place where I work rarely, indeed, every lets an employee go - they will re-purpose them. He'd already worn a number of hats, IT only the latest. He was a competent employee and got along with people, including, so far as I knew, the upper management.
So - mayhaps he ruffled someones feathers he shouldn't have, but it's quite out of character. Analysis, particularly with all of the background I know (that you couldn't) is that he's either a sacrificial lamb to justify a followup step(s), a scapegoat, or perhaps replacing all of IT with outside vendor services. The last of these would be, if they simply go by their own corporate experience, a blunder of epic proportion.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: The last of these would be, if they simply go by their own corporate experience, a blunder of epic proportion.
Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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NUMBERS
1 is 3 and 2 is 3 and 3 is 5 and 4 is itself and 5 is 4...
What is the rule behind this statement?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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The number of English letters in the number's name.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Number of letters in the word for the number:
one, two, three, four, five, ...
3 3 5 4 4
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"I" is the walrus.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Yes, Yoda, you are a walrus. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Yoda, you a walrus are.
FTFY!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Please don't call me Shir--
... Am I getting movies mixed up, again?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tsk, tsk. The state of modern education. No respect for the classics.
Software Zen: delete this;
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"I" is the Nutcracker, then.
Any better?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Freud dude would find that association interesting.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Tis but my favourite ballet, dahling*.
* Despite the depressing lack of nuts being cracked
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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And sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well, the fundamental things do apply.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This looks my car's gear system and the optimal speed it drove.
1st gear and 2nd gear always felt like it was in Gear 3
3rd gear was always like 5th
4th gear was only functional as prescribed
5th gear always felt like it was on 4th
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Dyslexia or myopia.
Maybe even some astigmatism thrown in for good measure.
Take your pick
(You should post this at a regular time every day, and preferably twice daily 12 hours apart, for those who sleep at the correct time. And in all seriousness this is probably the only 'of the day' I read)
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Nighthowler wrote: You should post this at a regular time every day
I post it when I have the time, and occasionally miss it (like last Thursday)...
I have my own timezone, and sometimes I even sleep...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I know that you know, but other readers probably don't. Every number in Hungarian is a word on it's own. So a number like 1,234,567 is written out as egymilliókétszázharmincnégyezerötszázhatvanhét. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Gesundheit!
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Counting in hungarian is easy, if you know a billion [milliárd] that's it. You know as many hungarian words as you can count to.
egy one
millió million
két two [short form of kettő]
száz hundred
harminc thirty [10, 20 & 30 have special numbers]
négy four
ezer thousand
öt five
száz [hundred]
hat six
van [-tens 40-90 are the number followed by van \ ven]
hét seven
Add in nyolc[8], kilenc[9], tíz[10] and húsz[20] and now you can count hungarians! [results may vary, always read the label]
veni bibi saltavi
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Is there an app for that?
I'd bluddy need one!
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