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Every game patch note document I've ever seen has always had at least one "Various balance and performance improvements" line item.
That said, balances that are applied to a select few individuals/teams that I've heard of are algorithmically determined based on Level/League Rank or something similar. And I've only heard about them in respect to competitive games like Overwatch, LoL, etc... A recent kerfuffle in one community (can't recall which now) had to do with something like this. i.e. changing matchmaking based on perceived rank rather than actual rank. But the dev certainly wasn't stealth about it.
Note: I'm not actually in the Game Dev industry. More of a parasite floating around the rim of it.
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When was the last time your cat tried to pull you out of the deadly bathtub?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Never was there a better time to bring back downvoting in the Lounge. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I clicked it so many times. I just wanted to spare others.
Oh the humanity!
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Related true story: A good friend of mine suffered a pulmonary embolism last month. He collapsed on the floor. He woke up an hour later when his cat was licking his face. He called an ambulance and thankfully survived.
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Judah Himango wrote: his cat was licking tasting his face.
FIFY
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Marinating?
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -- Groucho Marx
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There can never be enough cat videos on the net. 
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I hate cat videos, but that's a thing of beauty.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Are the smallest soft drinks in the USA all in Minisoda?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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and they are all Minus oda too
Sin tack
the any key okay
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The serious ones are in PensiveCola Florida.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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And the ones in Boring, OR don't hold my interest.
/ravi
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I was wrong to expect Utah run out of material...
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I think that's his Maine problem.
/ravi
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Iowa debt of gratitude to you for that one.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Not me - Della should take credit for this. Let me find her... Delaware are you?
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Delaware are you?
I think she's with Michigan.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Oregon or are they still here?
/ravi
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Alaska round.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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My friend Arkansas that coming!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's not easy being so smart - it can actually cause great Missouri.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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I would Nevada guessed that.
/ravi
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I New York airlessness would get us to this point. 
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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