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Does it take crystal balls to please a picky psychic?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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And is palmistry the study of date trees?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Only when they've been struck by Cupids tarot.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I tend to like to strike a happy medium.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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..and then you get arrested for criminal assault?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Right after I published my article series, I realized I forgot to do something in the code....
Crap on a cracker...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I forgot to do something in the code....
Crap on a cracker...
I look forward to reading an article that explains how to do that in code. Should be entertaining at the least. 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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the robovac can do that
Format Success.
Welcome to your new signa&*(gD@@@ ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) @@@@@@*@x@@
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Please, no pictures. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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var d = GetDigestiveSystem();
d.Anus.SphincterOpen();
d.LargeColon.StartPeristalsis();
while (!d.LargeColon.Empty)
{
Sleep(1000);
}
d.LargeColon.StopPeristalsis();
d.Anus.SphincterClench();
Seems a bit short to make a whole article out of.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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you forgot to put this line before the while loop:
d.Target = new PersistalisTarget(TargetType.Cracker);
Without that change, crap will be literally everywhere instead of being just on the cracker.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Without that change, crap will be literally everywhere instead of being just on the cracker.
And the QA person who has to test this thanks you very much for catching that first.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: crap will be literally everywhere instead of being just on the cracker.
So on par with the rest of the day so far then...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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remove your hard coded password(s)?
Format Success.
Welcome to your new signa&*(gD@@@ @@@@@@*@x@@
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I wish it were that simple...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Ah, but that's what the never-ending stream of article updates is for (also to keep your article on CP's front page).
Software Zen: delete this;
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I'd rather just "set it and forget it". 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Crap on a cracker...
Remind me not to come to your dinner party!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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"It's just Nutella, honest!" 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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You may have just ruined Nutella for me!!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I have a Russian sound engineer on my staff, and a Czech one too.
Czech One Too. Czech One Too.
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Sorry, no - I know her and she is only 4/7th British I'm afraid.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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