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Robot Fail Compilation - YouTube[^]
Some of them are pretty funny, but just goes to show robots are just following a sequence of commands, and utterly useless outside of very defined environments.
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Quote: and utterly useless outside of very defined environments
While humans are in control of the confines within which robots operate, there is hope for humanity. But, I shudder to think what will happen when we humans no longer control the boundaries in which robots operate. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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What did Styx[^] ever do to you that you must bludgeon them with such cruelty?
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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Something like this  [Styx]
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That's the ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) in the room alright!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That is so wack dude! Like the guy needs to be on board with the paradigm shift and synergize with the program.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Won't he need to run it up the flagpole first, and see if anyone salutes it?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Maybe next time you need to give him the helicopter view first before drilling down into the coal face.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Next time, start with the ending 10% of the matter and send us a photo of your boss face. 
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Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy Falcon.
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Atta boy!
I am endeavoring, ma'am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.
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Ah, that's the stuff!
modified 23-Sep-17 9:15am.
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Yeah bosses really enjoy underlings bringing them problems. Not!
Bring the solution. Of course next you have to explain what it solves; but (1) it shows you're thinking ahead = your win, and (2) he doesn't have to think about it himself or organise meetings etc = his win too.
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Joris de Man - Prologue (feat. Julie Elven) - Part 1 - Motherland[^]
So I've been working on a book (on CI) since last Christmas.
Last week I finally finished it (it's in tech review now, will be for another few weeks probably)!
Which means I have time to play some games again 
The first game on my wishlist was Horizon: Zero Dawn.
An awesome game from a Dutch studio (and my former drum teacher helped on the soundtrack)!
Nothing beats killing robot dinosaurs by shooting some heavy weaponry off their back and using it against them (or shooting their core unit making them explode).
Except maybe the soundtrack
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Congratulations! I wish I have lots of time like you. Enjoy your gaming break.
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Guy walks into a bar...
"This place is a complete dump."
"Yeah, would you like to perform garbage collection?"
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: "Yeah, would you like to perform garbage collection?"
Upon which the barkeep hangs a sign out the window "closed during cleanup." 
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Or, "Automated upgrades in progress"
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what happened? stackoverflow?
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Don't remember. Maybe a memory leak.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Careful... that can come back to byte you.
/ravi
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Don't worry, I've been bit before.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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But still better than the boss trying to pick phrases from newer movies & put them to use just to show he's still young and kicking. 
