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I'm not sure which is more optimistic between your suggestion, and the one I was about to make ("doomed to fail")
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I'd go for "The F%$#ed-up by the Inclusion of Marketing Morons" team.
Time will tell the tale, as more and more of you are replaced by marketing morons, as the extant marketing morons talk themselves into ruling the roost.
Learn quickly how to get your points of view across to managers, etc, or you'll be trampled on.
"Getting profitable work done" now has to take fifth place, after five levels of office politics.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Digital Disaster Zone - allowing marketing anywhere near the developers is a recipe for a total clusterfuck. I would be getting my CV in order, update your networking skills and be prepared to jump ship as there is a rather large hole in the hull just below the waterline.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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That's the plan 
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And it's just now decided to carpet the land with a lovely white blanket of soft fluffy snow. Where was this a week ago, when I could've enjoyed it, you fiend (shakes fist at sky).
Aaaanyway, Happy New Year folks. All the best in all of your endeavours.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
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Apparently you forgot to summon it! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So call in sick.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The final character from a Greek tome gave a measure of resistance.
(5)
Nice gentle start to the year...
modified 3-Jan-17 4:25am.
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An epic start to the year. And no, I'm not daft enough to put the answer down 
This space for rent
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So gentle, one suspects you don't want to do it tomorrow... 
OMEGA
Last letter of the Greek alphabet, and the symbol for Ohm - the unit of electrical resistance.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yay (also found in tOME GAve ...)
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I missed that bit - a triple clue, eh? Clever. 
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Bet thankful, it is better than my first thought this morning which was:-
"This cartoonist of bums is lowest in the chest"
(6,6)
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BOTTOM DRAWER? 
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Indeed - this is where my mind is after the New Year break.
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How to increase the SEO work for a website.
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Wrong place - it says so clearly at the top of the page.
Please learn to read pages properly before you post questions.
Try here: Ask a question[^]
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I don't know if this is not a valid question, it is certainly not a programming question, and if the silly twat did a minimum of research he would find loads of resources but it is almost a valid question.
It has the potential to turn into a reasonable discussion as there must be many theories out there as to how to achieve his goal.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Spend a lot of time and effort on making the site worth visiting, and don't waste even ten seconds on trying to "drive visits".
Next question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ahhhh. SEO - the Snake Oil of the 21st Century. You can drive yourself insane trying to keep on top of all the things you need to do to make a page rank higher and then find that it doesn't matter because nobody is linking to your page. So then you go out to link farms to get links and end up being blacklisted because the search engine changes its mind about what is or is not a valid inbound link. Oh, and while you're doing this, people are switching over to mobile apps and want native mobile experiences that they install from an app store rendering all your hard work useless. Oh, and while you've been busy tilting at this particular windmill, you've forgotten to make compelling content that people would want to visit your site for.
This space for rent
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Exactly. I think Homer said it best...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Get your site designed by Ling
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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/ravi
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It's a stupid question anyway. I've NEVER worked on any software that would at any time be "finished" - Despite what management believed to be possible...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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