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More than anything else, I am complaining about Windows-Elephanting-Update.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Soothing French lake retreat visited by merciless character (7)
Slogans aren't solutions.
modified 6-Mar-17 5:35am.
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Soothing
French lake LAC
retreat (backwards)
visited by merciless character MING
CALMING
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We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I liked this one! 
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C'était très rapide - chapeau!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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La plume de ma tante est sur le table de mon oncle, mais mon postillon a été frappé par la foudre!
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Mange tout, Griff, mange tout!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Pommes Dauphinoise, steak au poivre, tomates rôties au four.
I'm getting hungry now...
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Moi aussi! Hurry on lunchtime!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Wells Fargo, with all their 'extra accounts!' 
(I know, they can't have that many, but the thought made me laugh!)
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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It is a MyISAM database engine, so probably Microsoft
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So SQL Server is just a wrapper round MySQL? Could be ...
Achievement Unlocked: Start new Conspiracy Theory - 2500 points
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I have just updated the original post, with another tweet hint from yesterday from the co-author, it reads like a CCC, so over to you!
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You didn't know?!
Why do you think it was so easy to port it to Linux?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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OMG! OMG!
Nothing is safe, any more!
Quick! Put all our important stuff on the cloud, where it's protected!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hear! Hear!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I hope it is Farcebook.
If it was Twatter I would be sad.
I fear it is !Yahole.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Well the water bit of the hint could suggest HOO, but the its not what you think bit suggest it maybe isn't that obvious!
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With that kind of numbers, it's probably MS.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: probably MS
It will be interesting to see that MS uses MySQL as storage for internal (or should-be-internal) data...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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megaadam wrote: I fear it is !Yahole.
I do not think Yahoo have left with ~1.4 billion unhacked accounts...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nobody said they hadn't been hacked before!
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I confused you...
Quote: Yahoo have left with ~1.4 billion unhacked accounts
I mean after 2 (or more) hacks, Yahoo probably has no another pack of ~1.4 billion to hack...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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