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... I love the instructions: Control Your Woman Remote Controller[^]
Instructions:
Point At Subject: Press Button: Hope For Best 
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Must be a great success: "We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock."
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I was trying to kick my Amazon habit and you had to make me look, I've now just added the following to my wish list.
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I saw that and loved some of the comments.
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Comments are great, even better is the buyers photos
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Maintenance Free!
Kind, Friendly, Lovable
Fun for the whole family!
Lightweight and easy to bring anywhere!
Sounds perfect to me...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Just received the Update on my Galaxy S7 Edge. I like it very much - Everything seems to appear cleaner, and sharper.
The notifications are in smaller text - Very good, since I tend to have quite a bit of them and now can see more at once on the lock screen.
All in all, a very pleasant experience so far.
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It updated on mine a couple of weeks ago. I am seriously impressed with the changes. Fonts are crisper. The notifications are a lot nicer. The edge panel has really improved performance wise. Folder management is a lot cleaner.
This space for rent
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I'm still on Gingerbread 2.3.6 (Galaxy ACE), and when I try to update it says, "No updates available". 
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Same here... How sad 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Well, I know that feeling: had to throw away my Galaxy S Advance in order to have a more recent version of Android.
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I disagree.. it's just meh, except the parts they totally botched.
* Flatter, duller, more meh look. They took a product that had a lot of visual appeal and made it all look meh.
* Settings, where'd they hide the settings? Ok, yeah, maybe that had to change.
* Microfonts for the notifications. The children will have no problem, but I need to get my reading glasses out just to read them because there's nothing to distinguish one notification from another except the text in that godawful microfont.
* Multiple steps needed to get to the notifications -- they group them, and then give a 3mmx3mm target to click on to expand the group.. I don't know about your fingers, but I'm an adult and mine are bigger than that.
* Completely botched the camera UI. There was nothing wrong with it, but now switching camera modes is an easter egg hunt. If they didn't want people to use the other camera modes, they should have just grown a pair and removed them outright.
The did add a few new features that are nice to have, like the blue reduction, but all in all, I'd rather have the old user interface back.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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A tropic lover became a speedy thief (12)
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If it stops you posting these, I will pay for you to get on the plane to Cuba too.
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Thanks, but Sander has already sent me the gun, so ...
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Velociraptor?
Name means swift seizer in Latin.
Andy B
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That was quick! You are up tomorrow. 
Care to explain for those a little less rapid?
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It's known as the "speedy thief", and it's an anagram of "a tropic lover", yes.
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I'll be on a plane on my way to Cuba!
See you guys when I get back from a two week vacation 
I know you'll miss me guys and especially the ever popular SOTW, so I'll give you one early this week 
Yoko Shimomura - Somnus[^]
Ordered the soundtrack last week and I've been listening to it ever since
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Sander Rossel wrote: I'll be on a plane on my way to Cuba!
To where was the plane supposed to be flying?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Does it matter? The guy with the gun says where it's going. But it may go well, I don't think that Cuba sends him back to Mordor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: I don't think that Cuba sends him back to Mordor.
But they might send him back to the Netherlands. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Last weekend there were more cars (with black/yellow license plates and 'NL' in a blue field) on the highway than I ever saw all the way between Soerendonk[^] and Rotterdam. And since Rossel is such a big fan of JavaScript, the language of Mordor which I will not utter here, I must conclude that this is an Orc invasion from Mordor.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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var rule = 'Ash nazg durbatulûk.';
var find = 'Ash nazg gimbatul.';
var bring = 'Ash nazg thrakatulûk';
var bind = 'Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.';
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Cold be heart and hand and bone,
Cold be travelers far from home,
They do not see what lies ahead
when sun has failed and moon is dead.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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