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Is a big Irish spider a Paddy long legs?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh dear oh dear 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I'd spin that differently venom in a good mood.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Aye there, what the pholcidae[^] goin' on about?
Software Zen: delete this;
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No, that would be a Japanese crane in a field.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Now you're just taking the Mick!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Surprised that no one's told you to put a Cork in it.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't forget it's close Scottish cousin, the laddie long legs.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Was hunting around to figure out how to do a few things in 2017 that were fairly simple in previous versions. Turns out that the registry settings are handled differently now. Whilst searching for some insight on the old googley I came across this very useful posting:
Updating registry settings for Visual Studio 2017[^]
Would have added it as a tip... only it's not my tip! 
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I don't think it would hurt to add it as a tip; just make sure that you cite the source.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ok - I can do that - thanks for the tip.
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Source: Mark_Wallace 
Jeremy Falcon
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You spelled it wrong; it's "au", not "our".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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One day, you're going to actually give someone a compliment instead of always trying to point out fake flaws to feel better.
Jeremy Falcon
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Oh, but I really do feel so, so, so much better!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Jeremy Falcon
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Can anyone tell me how VS 2017 compares to VS 2015 as far as memory usage? I really like 2015, but am currently working mainly on a workstation with only 4GB memory and 2015 is a real memory hog, and painfully slow. (compared to 2010 at least)
I tried goggle, but all they talk about is load time improvements. Thanks!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I find VS2017 to be much faster and much lighter on memory than VS2015 (heck, even Eclipse is often faster and lighter on memory than VS2015).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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 Thanks!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: even Eclipse is often faster and lighter
--Insert sarcastic comment here--
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Thanks for this. I had hoped to find a way to stop formatting on CSHTML files buried in these settings but alas it's not possible.
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Quote: A team of scientists from Boston University have found a way to hack into mammalian cells -- human cells, even -- and make them follow logical instructions like computers can.
As opposed to the usual random impulses, I assume. They only get my squeal of approval if they can erradicate trained monkeys which desperately try to drive cars right in front of your nose.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: drive cars right in front of your nose.
Or right up your backend.
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