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With puns like this you are Zune over the Edge.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I try to visual studio it.
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Only if you have a Visio.
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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That's OneNote too many! In an attempt to change your Outlook, perhaps a Word to the Publisher of this esteemed site would result in revoking your Access! 
(It would greatly surprise me if he Excellled at this Project; OTOH, what's the point of power if you don't (ab)use it?) 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 27-Apr-17 17:08pm.
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Were you elected or appointed to this Office?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Well played. Well played, indeed!
NIIIICE! 
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Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week. Try the veal, it's to die for!
Software Zen: delete this;
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I rather suck at Excel, and probably at PowerPoint too, but only because I've never had to use PowerPoint. Or tried. Or found a reason to try.
And I intend to keep it that way.
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Quite the Singularity of thought.
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After a joke like that, it's time to head to the Bing(e) Bar!
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Word.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Kraantje Pappie - Best Wel Een Ding[^]
Dutch rap! Yes, it's Dutch, most of you won't get it 
His name is "Little Crane Daddy" and the song is named "Kind of a thing" (or something like that).
Kraantje Pappie is pretty popular in the Netherlands, but I must confess I never heard his music until last week.
So I heard this song last weekend and yes, it is kind of a thing!
Pretty fast rapping, a good beat and I'm listening to Kraantje Pappie 
So enjoy the song, or at least have a laugh at the (to you) guttural Dutch language
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Sander Rossel wrote: Dutch
Sander Rossel wrote: rap
Sander Rossel wrote: or at least have a laugh at the (to you) guttural Dutch
In Mordor, where the shadows lie...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Remarkable.
I have to say, with no compunction whatsoever, that that is, without a doubt, one of the dumbest pieces of cr@p I've ever subjected myself to.
I think I'd rather listen to Boney M than go through that experience again.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Boney M
Daddy, Daddy cool...
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Take this man out and shoot him.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: Take this man out and shoot him.
No you can do this ... curious, never thought that he did something like this:
Joe Cocker - Mamy Blue.wmv - YouTube
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I have to say, with no compunction whatsoever, that that is, without a doubt, one of the dumbest pieces of cr@p I've ever subjected myself to.
even worse realising for the words it's basically about nothing, some sort of [not funny] joke,
really just an excuse to make some noise.
Sorry but that really was crap.
(oldie now) a better joke rap goes like this[^]
(and it actually has some quite skillful music and even though a joke the words are a hell of a lot more clever too)
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I had the pleasure of seeing him live today (about 300m from my house, I didn't know that yet when I posted this morning).
Really good party!
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But it comes out at such speed that it's awesome again
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So you're a fan of the Macarena?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hell yes! I still dance it at parties (true story)
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Oh, Lord, I feel really ill...
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