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Is a pod of musical whales an Orcastra?
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Am I glad that you decided against punning sperm whales.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think he tossed that idea off right away.
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It sucked!
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There does seem to be a real fa-cetacean with the aquatics here.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Do programming sharks use ageel methodologies?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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A lot of fishy puns lately, is that a fluke?
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Clearly he's begun to flounder.
/ravi
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He seems to be making a halibut out of it.
/ravi
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He's doing it on porpoise I tell ya.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's begun to give me a haddock.
/ravi
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Not sure what to Mako that.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I hate to seem crabby, but I have run out of fish puns, so I will clam up. (which I have used before).
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You need to regrouper and try again.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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"When killer whales hunt, is it an orcastrated attack?"
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 That one is way better!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Griff's losing his touch. 
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They put on a killer of a show
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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a pod of musical wails is Celine Dion
Sin tack ear lol
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Spot on!...well if you dumped the 'musical' part anyway.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Isn't music from Wales played at an Eisteddfod?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hi All
Looks like ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) is on a spammer killing role!
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And the the automated system has detected them... 
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