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How about adding tabledance to the list and charge a littlem more?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Think of it as evolution in action. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Johnny J. wrote: starts with JS and ends with OP
Hmm. I would have thought John was a whiskey man, myself, rather than tequila.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Cheesus Christ! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And the perfect companion..
Cheese Jesus | Uncyclopedia | Fandom powered by Wikia*
*I'm not sure how legitimate that site is, but if it's on the internet it must be true, right?
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: if it's on the internet it must be true, right?
Of course! Everybody knows that!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Note to self: don't click on the links on that site at work!
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Ohhhhh! The sad look on the graven image! It would surely make the angel's weep.
Especially if run across a hunk of Port Salut.
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Whilst a certain person recovers from his birthday revelries, here's an unofficial clue:
O'Brien's novel omits nothing about transsexual in English naval town (10)
Slogans aren't solutions.
modified 24-Mar-17 8:23am.
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Ooo ... lemme think ... is it "Hull"?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope, not the Unincredible Hull (even if it is the Intergalactic City of Culture 2017 or whatever). 
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Liverpuddle?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You are, of course, correct Sir!
For non-crossword-haters, the clue was:
O'Brien's novel - The Poor Mouth by Flann O'Brien (originally published in Gaelic as "An Béal Bocht" under the name of Myles ngCopaleen) - one of the great man's more neglected works -
... omitting nothing to become PORMOUTH and getting put about a transsexual TS to give us PORTSMOUTH which is, of course, a city on the Hampshire coast famed for its connections with the Royal Navy and for being the hometown of a certain CP regular.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Not a crossword hater.
In fact it was me that came up with the WSO after Dalek left.
Just get annoyed that Griff hijacked it and came up with a set of rules, where it has to be done daily and people get nagged if they don't. Would have much preferred a rule free, easy-going thing.
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Pom Pey3 wrote: where it has to be done daily and people get nagged if they don't
I see where you're coming from - do you think we should drop the whole WSO concept and just have people put one up when they've got a good one?
Slogans aren't solutions.
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I've seen worse where the content actually appears.. 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Don't drag StackOverflow into this discussion, please! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I wasn't going to start naming names
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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For me, all it says, is "Adobe Flash Player is blocked" - twice!
I've seen a whole load worse than that!
Try this: The World's Worst Website Ever![^] It's deliberate but gawd awful.
Or there is this abortion: Who is Penny Juice?[^]
Sunglasses recommended... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Sunglasses recommended...
Yep, the urge to poke out ones eyes came quite suddenly - as soon as the web page opened to be precise! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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i'm blind after trying to read who is Penny Juice?
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Remove the "home" bit of the url and go to the site root.
*pours bleach onto eyes*
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you also can't forget LingsCars[^].
and the ASCII art when you view the source code
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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