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.yllaer toN
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm a vampire and I resent that remark! 
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
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If yer house caught on fire last night from fireworks, did it go up in a blaze of glory?
modified 5-Jul-17 10:57am.
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You seem to be getting along like a horse on fire.
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Second only to a bat out of hell. 
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get to the NuGet website? NuGet Gallery
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yes I can, but why?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The security Nazis appear to have made a change to what we can/cannot get to on the internet. It worked from home yesterday, but DOESN'T work in the office today. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a general outage before I threatened the IT idiots with bodily harm...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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You can always - assuming you can get to it - check with isup.me if it's a general outage.
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Sadly yes. 
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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Get there just fine
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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... one is called "One two three", the other "Un deux trois".
Only one gets all the way over.
Which one?
One two three, because un deux trois cat sank.
I'll get me coat...
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Obviously the English cat. The french cat sank!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Highlight the question... 
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une neuf of these French number puns.
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Together with the usual disregard for the actual pronounciation, otherwise they don't work, right?
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de riguer, Rodney, de riguer...
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No, that is the punch line to why do french people only eat one egg for breakfast.
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Obviously the first one, the second is undexterous. 
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Cross-language puns. Because there isn't enough of the regular kind.
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