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And sometimes I feel like saying Yout don't know? And you've got a degree in what?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Mike Hankey wrote: And you've got a degree in what?
I don't know.
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Abhinav S wrote: I don't know.
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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OK - how about something more sincere and less dismissive, such as:
"After reading your question I pondered what the future of programming holds. I realized then that the only true answer is that I walk outside and step in front of a fast-moving vehicle. Bye.."
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From what I read there, a whole lot of others post the same. They just use a bunch of words and incorrect code to say it. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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I guess asking the OP if he is a complete raving idiot would be frowned upon as well.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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@melchizidechh - you're up for today as you solved it yesterday: The Lounge[^]
Which means you were supposed to post the CCC for today. It's kinda late now, so we'll move your go to tomorrow, eh? 
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OriginalGriff wrote: It's kinda late now
Which is why I don't post answers to the CCC... 'kinda late' is a relative term. It is just after 8:00 AM here.
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Yes - but the rules say "as close to 09:00 UTC as possible" so that everyone who is interested gets the same amount of time, in theory. If we converted the planet to a Discworld, then we could be fairer, but then we'd have problems with .404 Bookworms, demonic infestations, OAP barbarian hordes, and so forth...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Yes - but the rules say
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Sorry, it's been ages since I was on CP, I didn't know the rules.
I'll come up with something for tomorrow. 0900 GMT eh?
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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That's OK - the WSO CCC replaces the original CCC when DD stopped visiting.
Winner stays on to post the next one!
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Ah Dalek Dave is no more? Yikes, verily are the Great Old Ones of CodeProject falling away.
"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"
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He is apparently still alive (and ranting on Farcebook) but he departed these shores in an attempt to distance himself from his views and actions when he stood for election to a safe Tory seat about two years ago. It was not successful - he posted a rant about gypsies on Farcebook and managed a massive swing to Labour when the rest of the country swung to the Tories... Oops.
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The Ink Bucket appears to be gone too.
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Is it two years already? 
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Apparently it's a hugely successful business LingsCars[^] and maybe the website is deliberately awful to stand out.
I think I've been doing it wrong all these years. Time to throw out all the books on UI / UX and just throw the kitchen sink at my next project
"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare
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It's called retro, popular everywhere except in IT
This guy nailed it though
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I was going to say the same thing, more or less.
The fan speed on my laptop went way up when the page loaded. A lot going on there.
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More common sense then genius. Advertising and all that goes with that, is what that site is all about.
Keep your UI/UIX books, they are still relevant.
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In the US there is (was?) a newspaper for the theater trade called VARIETY.
There's an old saw about what actors, etc., felt: "I don't care what you write about me, as long as you spell my name correctly."
Fit's perfectly - who'd ever want to bother looking at the site? Now it's forwarded all over the world because of look - and isn't that the point - traffic and name recognition? !
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Well, it stands out by being as gimmicky as possible, so it seems like that's working for them.
On the other hand, I'd have to surrender my programmer license and take up goat farming if I'd written that site! According to Chrome Dev Tools, it took 13.3 seconds to fully load, and DOMContentLoaded didn't fire until the 5 second mark.
It also appears to animate some parts of the page by continually downloading video from the server. Right now, I'm up to 841 requests and 28.7MB transferred. I suspect that the page size is theoretically infinite, since it never appears to stop downloading. Let's hope nobody who has a transfer cap accidentally leaves this site running in a background tab.
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I remember this place when it first opened. It's located in the North East of England, and its site attracted a lot of hilarity here. I guess they have the last laugh.
This space for rent
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Yeah, I saw her on The Dragon's Den (called "Shark Tank" in America I think). That's just her advertising "style", to grab attention at all costs and hope people shop. Not sure if it works or not TBH, I suppose it does on some people but she'll undoubtedly lose others.
That style of site is still popular in some Asian countries though. I worked on a global platform once and all the countries had much the same layout and colours so it wasn't a big deal to migrate them all to the same platform, apart from either Thailand or Malaysia, I forget which....but it looked just like Ling Cars and that's how they wanted it to stay.
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