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That's nuts....
I can't even imagine myself doing it.
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From an ad for one of those equity release companies ...
"Unless you decide to go ahead, our service is free of charge."
You couldn't make it up!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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Those Marketers are official winners of the *No-Prize!
Please let them know where they can't pick it up.
*No-Prize - Wikipedia[^]
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Quote: 98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
So are 87.6% of contradicting statistics.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The Red? Surely the gateway to hell, itself![^]
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heck, if I saw red in the bowl after doing 'business' I would sh*t myself.
(Common warning sign of advanced bowel cancer.)
would be better a soft white.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Shirley may prefer leather, but calling her the gateway to hell goes a little too far. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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... and don't call me Shirley ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Fie on you! I spent wasted 20 minutes browsing this site. 
/ravi
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May I ask how you exactly came upon Christmas tree lighting for the toilet? It's alright, I am prepared for ANY answer you give me. 
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A rather mundane answer: I was just checking out the NewEgg flash for an good buys.
It was just there with all the other stuff - and so I absolutely had to share
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Closing the lid is the best way to solve that age-old 'put the seat down' contention between the sexes. Putting the seat up and then back down requires two steps for males and zero steps for females. Hardly an equitable compromise. It's more equal if everybody has to raise and lower the lid.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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I know I'm going to regret asking this, but just what were you looking for that led you to this product? 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Enquiring Minds Would Like to Know[^]
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I'm going to a fancy dress party – I may or may not dress as Schroedinger.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The real art is to be dressed as Schroedinger and not dressed as Schroedinger at the same time. I'm doing it right now, as it happens.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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OriginalGriff wrote: fancy dress party
That takes duality to a new level. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I always knew he was a cool cat.
/ravi
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A bit to cool, he should be under constant survalence.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm concerned about his energy level(s). He seems very jumpy.
/ravi
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Yeah, I quanta say something, but I don't know how he'd react.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Aye, matey! Methinks we should make him walk the Planck.
/ravi
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He'd probably would walk to the end and start fission for his supper.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That as uncertain as it can get.
Is it also true that as you dress more and more like Schroedinger your less and less certain if you're wearing anything at all; and as you're more certain that you're wearing something, the less certain you are that it looks like Schroedinger?
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