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Just saw three large women leaving the gym. as they walked past me I mumbled under my breath
"fat cows"
Enraged one of them replied "what did you say?"
"You herd"
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dandy72 wrote: I miss Al Bundy...
We feel your pain:
- Get Married
- Have Kid
- Look In Mirror
Problem Solved !
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I wasn't implying I wanted to be Al Bundy. 
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I was just giving you a viable solution to your missing him.
For all I know, you'd rather be Bud, or Kelly, or even Peg.
Who am I to judge?
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Al Bundy got a wife upgrade as Jay Pritchett, so there's that. 
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I have a feeling Jay's wife won't hold up over time as well as Peg Katey Sagal did.
(Maybe his solution is to keep upgrading every few years? Sounds costly...)
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I liked Katey. I didn't like Peggy. 
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You're too herd on them, they WERE leaving the gym after all...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I have come to the conclusion that the only difference in your posts from day to day is that the size and mephitic odoriferousness of the clumps of excreta from the sewer of your mind that runs directly through the Lounge ... vary.
I shall continue to report every malodorous missal, in the vain hope CP will one day install a septic field that could spot. and block, toxic waste discharge without also blocking the normal rowdy effluvuia passing into obscurity.
Of course, that's saying what I think as politely as possible,
«Differences between Big-Endians, who broke eggs at the larger end, and Little-Endians gave rise to six rebellions: one Emperor lost his life, another his crown. The Lilliputian religion says an egg should be broken on the convenient end, which is now interpreted by the Lilliputians as the smaller end. Big-Endians gained favor in Blefuscu.» J. Swift, 'Gulliver's Travels,' 1726CE
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You can get off your pedestal anytime now. The joke was funny, regardless of the author.
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have pity, pompey only comes to the lounge whenever his facebook friend(s) all abandon him
- he's the joke nobody wants.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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B.C. is a bit of a strange cartoon I am not really aware of it crossing the Atlantic, might be bit like Andy Capp... which gets odd looks your side O the pond.
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I enjoy both BC and Andy Capp.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Oh, has he travelled then? I always thought he stalled at Austrila, BC I am not aware of being syndicated this side O the pond...
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I was introduced to Mr. Capp when I grew up in South Africa. He was firmly entrenched there.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Grew up in Canada; Andy Capp was a regular in the newspaper.
One of the places I worked had a yearly golf tournament; one of the developers wrote a system to track scores, handicaps, etc.
The GIF for the application was a picture of Andy Capp.. if you understood the joke, it was hilarious.
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Actually Reg Smythe once admitted that Andy Capp's name was derived from "handicap". However I think that had to do with horse racing, not golf.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Sorry.. my colleague use the Andy Cap image for his golf scoring system because of the similarity to 'handicap', so.. if you knew who Andy Cap is, the image made perfect sense.
It was a 'tilt of the hat' to the cartoon.
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And he was I thinking that he was isolated to the UK 
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Andy Capp was a regular strip in our local paper, may still be but I don't get that paper anymore.
Then there are these convenience store and vending machine staples, bad for you but tatse good[^].
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Wow!, I was under the impression he was a local to the UK & Oz, being that he is slighly Northern English I was not aware that he travelled well, but there is the evidence! 
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We Need designers  not web ...
Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Latest version... terrarium... now with extra bugs 
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