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There's more than one conceive able reason why no lady ever said that to you (no chance, was said by a guy, &etc.), but I won't ask why.
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Which I answer with "Hold my beer please"
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I got over this once I started thinking about why I was so uncomfortable doing that. Was it because I was worried other guys would see me, holding what was obviously my GF's bag? Nope, I realized they'd just be envious once they saw my GF. Was it because I was worried other women might see me holding my GF's bag? Nope, gallantry never goes out of style.
Then again, I do live in a location where utilikilts[^] are commonplace enough not to even be noteworthy anymore. Gotta love that pioneering spirit out here on the NW coast.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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"I need new clothes" 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Why are you so afraid to ask the wife to hold your bag?
And why do you have a bag in the first place 
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Oh my, if this this doesn't take a sudden downward spiral I'd be really surprised.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nah. Nothing personal, hence the joke icon.
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Yeah I know, it's just in some locales the word bag might be used to reference a...uh..certain part of the ..um.. male anatomy.
hence I thought
"And why do you have a bag in the first place?" would be a green light for a lot of off color jokes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Why? Has she recently had a colostomy? 
Will Rogers never met me.
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3 Billion Devices Run Java
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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No child left behind program.
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Two Hundred Million W10 Devices
Marc
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Microsoft air traffic management system.
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Rage wrote: Microsoft air traffic management system
I think we have a winner....
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Missile defense written in JavaScript
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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VBA 6.0 nuclear power plant
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Here[^] - !
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And here too... [^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's not fair! You have a seven-time-zone edge on me!
( . . . what to do whilst he sleeps . . .? What to do? What to do? )
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Exactly... You probably before breakfast, while I already had my dinner...
And you know what? I'm going to bed just when you start to warm up...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Find it here[^] until 01-11-2016.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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There seems to be an awful lot of interaction between the software and Paragon - when does it end?
Or does it ever end?
Free - might not be so free if Uncle Paragon is watching.
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I do not like those are giving away $40 for a registration - it always make me think that they will use my data to get back those $40 in a different way...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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