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It's knife to know you're modeft too!
/ravi
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 I wonder if that guy is a music fan, if he is I bet Bowie is his favorite.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It's easy to remove the knives: Just shove him through a MRI machine. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Dang, takes all kinds.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I love that the doc told him, "If you like iron that much, eat spinach." 
/ravi
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Agree. And I'll never do it again… well he kept it a secret so how will his family know?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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When astronauts die, do they run an orbituary?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: do they run an orbituary?
Yes, round and round again. Quite tiresome actually.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Actually, they do naught
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Yes, but they have to planet first.
/ravi
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Of course!
And their ashes are stored in a Saturn.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Five times?
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Saturn?
Five?
Rings a bell.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And their ashes are stored in a Saturn.
I think that thought came from Uranus.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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You mean where the Sun don't shine.
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You wouldn't be mooning me, would you?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Maybe. It's where a fair percentage of the others come from.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bit far fetched, innit?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Ok - Scrub another 'Thought of the Day'. Although often a booster for it's plain that we can always countdown you for mir of the same.
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Most get grounded.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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That person is strange.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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With today's standards, it looks lamentable (Morrison's).
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Come on baby Incendio! 
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Luminatus Incendio! 
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