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... someone has waaaay too much time on their hands: The Adventures Of A Cat[^]
Made me laugh though.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Soon to go viral as the new pop art rage among teenagers in Japan. All it needs is a phone app that replaces someone's face with a cat face.
Marc
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It starts with a little lie concerning air conditioning and continuous integration, but as one step follows another it grows much larger very quickly.
(9,8)
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Well done - you are up Monday
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Possibly a little easy, but I like it!
Do you want the answer now, or let the others have a go?
Well, that decides that one! 
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It was indeed a nice easy one - mainly because my commute was disrupted by a bus strike so it was totally off the top of my head.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: They threw me in a jail filled with rejects from the communicable disease ward. Every wacko, drippy, open-sored low-life was in that joint, all of them wanting to hire on as my proctologist.
which movie?
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Up?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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One Night in Paris
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The Graduate
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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The CodeProject Forum
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Debbie Does Columbia???
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Lady and the Tramp
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I don't know if that's funny or painful.
Ipad? It just connects.
Two android phones and three android tablets? They just connect.
Windows laptop & tablet? "Checking network requirements".
I'd bet that they're not "checking" anything; they just put that message up to cover the fact that they're cr@p at connecting.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have no idea what's MRV and I don't care!
A friend posted this video for an upcoming soon video game...
I find it hilarious. That is all!
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I have to admit that I wondered where the turtle was sitting.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Windows laptop & tablet? "Checking network requirements".
Running XP SP3 and Win7 SP1 - and I never see those messages. Are the Win8/Win10 enhancements?
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Yup. They hang around for what feels like an hour, then it's 50-50 whether it'll connect with Internet access or not
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Here's a though (poorly informed, perhaps): Could the message you see be a way to distract you whilst they download updates into your system?
I hate downloads that are automatic on startup (hence my successful battle with AVG before I removed it) unless I authorized them to do so.
Of course, this might mean M$ is fibbing.
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Given that they've recently taken to playing dirty tricks on users, it wouldn't surprise me greatly, but it's more likely to be another ridiculous bit of completely unnecessary bloat.
Interestingly, if I pull the Ethernet cables from my weven machines, they connect to the wi-fi within two or three seconds.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is it a good idea to take jobs using different stacks and tech? I know that in our profession, we have to be able to keep up with the new technologies and are always learning, but how much is too much?
As a new Web Developer, I have a foundation now in the ASP.NET and general .NET stack. Personally, I love working with ASP.NET and Microsoft technologies, and I don't mind expanding my knowledge on front-end frameworks such as Angular and vanilla JS/jQuery to be used within my MVC applications.
However, it is also said (and I agree) that the languages and frameworks are just tools, and a programmer is a programmer; although we can (and probably should) specialize. Nearly every time I meet someone, they want me to work on their website which is using a different technology.
The problem this is kind of causing is that I'm spending so much time learning all of these different random frameworks such as Angular, React, WordPress (not a framework, but still its a separate skill)/PHP, etc... ANd not enough time ACTUALLY CODING.
I have 2 schools of thought on this:
1. Turn down everything that doesn't involve ASP.NET/C#/MS Stack, which is my current forte/what I enjoy working with.
2. Try to keep learning things such as WordPress simply because it is in high demand, and hope that I can somehow be a "jack of all trades."
The thing is, I don't really want to be a jack of all trades; I want to be that guy that knows ASP.NET/.NET CORE (eventually) so well that I am well-known in my area as a developer/consultant. HOWEVER, right now, I'm not some super experienced ASP.NET vet and it is easier to try and pick up jobs here and there by expanding the stacks I'm willing to work with.
For example, I got on a project recently where I'm going to eventually use ASP.NET MVC for the back-end but right now, they have a Wordpress site and they want me to do some work on their current site in the short-term. So now I gotta stop working on my other MVC/JavaScript projects and go learn more about Wordpress templates and stuff.
Any guidance on this would be appreciated. I love learning, but I don't want to be just a learner, I want to be a doer. Plus, customers have no idea what all this means, they just want a working website and don't get why you can't fix it for them right away.
modified 8-Sep-16 19:38pm.
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