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Nyet! It's the number of something though.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: It's the number of something though
Ah, I should have known that.
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666? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's the number of square numbers in the range - 1, 4, 9, etc.
But you're throwing us off by starting the door numbers at 1. Everybody knows they should start at 0! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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What if I paint a 0 on the first door?
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Richard Deeming wrote: It's the number of square numbers in the range - 1, 4, 9, etc.
Technically, that would also be all the numbers in that range since you've only picked the square numbers. 
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I want to say 42.
But I'll say one.
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2500, because I read the question five times.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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They fill in their professional profile information, add the LinkedIn connections, some description, and then spam the site. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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It's about looking normal and professional: if they don't look like spammers, they might get through.
If you mean these Russian TinyUrl morons, it's not going to help them - though it was nice to have a weekend off reporting them while they faffed about getting the backgrounds set up...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yup - since a couple of days, I have been seeing most of the spammers have their profile entirely filled up.
But their post theme is just same. Link at the top, link at the bottom, link in the post itself. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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When you're just slime on the edge of an undersea volcanic vent, I guess some sort of evolution is bound to happen.
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What did I miss? How do I do it, too?
Why should they have all the fun and attention?
Give the rest of us a shot - let us spam, too. We could do it if you give us a cha . . .
Never mind - the coffee's ready.
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Spammers can only devolve - it's a case of the Survival of the Unfittest.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: Unrefined cacao nips from Guatemala, to awaken the passions.
Which movie?
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Fair trade coffee 
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Nipples & Palm Trees[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oh... I loved that movie... And I love Chocolat too...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sweat Sixteen
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Who Is Seducing the Great Chefs of Europe
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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As reported here: [^], and on many other technoid sites:
Apple Warranty: “iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus are splash, water, and dust resistant and were tested under controlled laboratory conditions with a rating of IP67 under IEC standard 60529.
Splash, water, and dust resistance are not permanent conditions and resistance might decrease as a result of normal wear.
Do not attempt to charge a wet iPhone; refer to the user guide for cleaning and drying instructions. Liquid damage not covered under warranty.”
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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BillWoodruff wrote: Liquid damage not covered under warrant
Good find.
So is it or is it not waterproof?
Who wants to drop $700 in a bucket of water first?
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It's not. Just forget all the blah blah blah, think for a minute and you will know why.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Abhinav S wrote:
Who wants to drop $700 in a bucket of water first?
I am oh so waiting for the morons who will believe the trolls and do that. As the microwaving the phone for Pokemon Go... I do really believe that moron and their money must be parted as soon and as fast as possible.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Sri Abhinav,
I don't find the disclaimer surprising ... not because I don't trust anything Apple does ... more than I distrust any other company ... but, simply because implementing a forensic procedure that would evaluate whether any device was damaged because water-exposure went beyond a certain IEC ... or any other standard's protocol ... threshold is impossible.
Customer: a passing car splashed my car and the wee littlest drap of ye water passed through me window and landed on me beauty here ... and now the phone is bricked."
Well, on second thought, if a phone can measure humidity ... ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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