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Shhhhh don't let them here you or they'll force you to upgrade!
The great and powerful Oz has spoken!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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No. I found a way to make them deny me their update. While everyone was wrestling with the huge downloads, I was smiling at (supposedly nagging) messages that told me that everyone in the world but me was getting upgrades. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Not to forget... Windows ME 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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CDP1802 wrote: Don't forget 8 (in all variants) and 9 which just vaporized.
You know, that's because 7 8 9
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and turned into a grocery store.
I'll get my coat 
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I don't get it  Anyone wanna enlighten me?
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A magician was walking down the street...
...and turned on a lamp. It was a very enlightening experience!
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I get this one 
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David O'Neil wrote: A magician was walking down the street...
...and turned on a lamp.
ouch! Was the lamp OK?
... sounds like Vegas with all these [drunk?] magicians walking around and bumping into things.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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If I explain, then it won't be as funny  (the funny-meter bar is already pretty low to be honest though)
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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Two Pretzels were walking down the street.
One was assaulted.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A baby seal walks into a club...
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Carefull! The warranty is invalidated if the seal is broken...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Also...
The tachyon says to the bartender, "Give me something strong."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
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The barman asks what the first one wants.
Two race conditions walk into a bar.
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Sadly, I'll help you with essentially the same joke (as seen since Vaudeville):
A man gets a magic lamp, rubs it and the Genie appears.
The Genie asks "What do you wish, Master?".
The man thinks for a moment and says "Make me a malted!".
The Genie then says "Abra-ka-dabra - You are a malted!"
* FYI: A malted is a milk-based beverage with barely malt and syrup.
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My wife is a witch! We were driving down the road, she blew into my ear and I turned into a motel!
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No more will I leave a network device's IP address set to the default!
No more will I cause my network to seize up when I put a new device on the network!
No more will I cause my network to seize up when I press the reset button on an existing device!
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For anyone who believes this is all feasible...I have a bridge for sale you may be interested in.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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Oh Oh, is it in Brooklyn ? how much
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Ha! I haven't needed a bridge in years.
(A bridging router that is.)
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How do you know he's using STP?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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and no less either? 
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