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Isn't this the game when you're the only one you have to down a beer? ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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Yes, it's called WSUS, and unlike the Windows 10 version, it actually works.
Perhaps not so much "peer-to-peer" in that the machines don't get to share updates amongst each other, but at least once the server gets all patches, traffic remains within my LAN.
My DSL connection to the outside world is barely 5mbps, but seeing patches download from individual machines at gigabit speed is pretty satisfying.
As a bonus - since I never let the server download it, none of my pre-10 machines ever got the GWX Windows 10 upgrade nagware.
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When in doubt, just add another MS service/server that uses sql server and requires 8gb ram and licensing... 
I had a bad experience with WSUS.
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That "MS service/server" predates the Windows 10 (re-)implementation by a decade and, as I wrote, works.
Not sure where you're getting your 8GB of RAM figure either, I have it running in a VM with 1.5GB.
As for licensing - if you already have the server OS, the service is already built-in and won't cost you a dime more to use. My MSDN subscription provides me with all the server licenses I need. If you were talking about SQL Server licensing - if you install it on a machine with no database at all, it'll use the bare-bones Windows Internal Database.
Was your bad experience with WSUS back in 2003?
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While most of you buggerers are enjoying a quite Sunday kicking goats, my daughters started their new school today.
I was greeted with a "Hello, please pay us" and the girls abducted until 4.
C'est dificile
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So the bad news is you gotta pay, but the good news is a quiet day for the two of you? Sounds like a bargain to me!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I was greeted with a "Hello, please pay us" and the girls abducted until 4.
And if you don't pay, they're returned immediately. I see your problem...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I already had 2 quiet days last week... 
(What school it is? If I remember there are no English schools outside of Budapest, but you were heading to the Balaton...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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We're well past Hungariaorszag. We are now in our new home in a top secret location in Norf Africa.
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(Translation: He's joined ISIS)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Go West young man; I just won't say how far.
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Morocco is not my favorite...My in-laws are from there...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Wouldn't know as I've never been there.
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Nah mate, they're too moderate! 
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A good choice (for ISIS)...
Google thinks these are all look-alike to Nagy: Google[^]
Think of the opportunities for ISIS...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Looks nothing like me[^] 
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No-one, but him: TON[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I do not know that man!
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: While most of you buggerers burgerers are enjoying ...
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«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I just picked the ickles up and that is just about right
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But nowhere in North Africa it was 4, a half hours before!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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