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Guys, don't go down this slippery slope.
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Eh ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I suspect he has researched the wrong definition for "bush" 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I thought a pun war had started, but I'm guilty as charged.
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Yes - it's actually a v good clue someone should answer it properly - I would but I've been on once this week
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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I have as well - but I already answered it to put him out of his misery.
Good clue!
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I do 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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OK, no-one else want's to play...
American dynasty BUSH
takes vow I DO on Japanese code.
BUSHIDO (the Way of the Warrior)
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Well, several people got it hours ago as it was way too easy (though I'm not sure that it's either acceptable or advisable to call a Samurai a slippery slope) and someone has finally owned up to an answer.
Griff is the official winner/volunteer to do tomorrow's clue.
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How about travelling to work like this?[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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A wonderful game - evade the smartphone zombies! Now in 3D!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Forget it. They would be flying as well, blind and deaf.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Now think how many people who ask stupid questions in QA will want one - and you may never want to leave your house again...
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"How To Land with a Racketpuck. Urgentz!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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"Fuel Gauge null reference exception. SND FUEL URGNTZZZ!!!!"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ok, let me mail you some. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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XPRSS AIRMAIL PLZZZZ!!!!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Even better: I will charge your prepaid card.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What's my PIN? What's my PIN? Nooooo....
<<<<SPLAT>>>>
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I couldn't turn the sound on, here (not without getting moaned at, anyway). How loud is it?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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They just played music, and I think they are smart to do that. These are real turbine jet engines, larger than the ones used for model airplanes. So yes, they will have the typical sound and not exactly be silent.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
So, you're the Spiderling. Crime-fighting Spider. You're Spider-Boy?
Which movie?
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The eight legged freaks!!! 
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Kiss of the SpiderMilf
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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