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Same.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Animals! The lot of you! Now scuttle back up your trees and let the superior beings do their work (I have one in my right wrist but not in the left - let's just hope there's not a no-no amongst us or my reign will be short lived!)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Quote: I have one in my right wrist but not in the left
That proves it: You are only half human! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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I have two - a colleague of mine who did a degree in human anatomy spent much of his degree dissecting a human corpse.
He explained to me that as humans we don't all have the same parts in the same places, telling me of how it was not rare in lab sessions of how the professor would come over to a student who was asking for help in identifying something they had found and the professor saying something like "I've not seen that before".
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Nothing.
Besides that: Evolution is only a theory that has never been observed and you will burn in hell for this heresy. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Quote: you will burn in hell for this heresy
Oooh! Now I am really scared! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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That was more or less what I got from some pinhead when I was writing about evolutionary algorithms.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Such utterings, if the pinhead is serious, I don't even dignify with a response!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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No sign of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: I still have a Palmaris Longus
Obligatory xkcd: xkcd: Surgery[^]. Babies born today have the port pre-installed.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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We just had a very nice lunch in an independent cafe. Very good food and all for £25. Lots of chatting and very friendly.
Opposition is a Pret a Manger. I noticed the window seats full of Mac boyz n Galz. I put my head thru the door to be greeted by silence.
Independent and noisy every time for me.
veni bibi saltavi
modified 19-Mar-16 9:02am.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I put my head thru the door to be greeted by silence.
Your reputation precedes you. 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I put my head thru the door
Well there's your problem. Criminal damage is rarely greeted with enthusiasm!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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That must've hurt. They probably went silent from the crashing and your screams.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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What a guy. Just spent the night drinking with him! I'll update with details on Monday.
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You spent the night with Frank and you are going to give us details after the weekend is over? I'm not so sure I want to hear about these details with "Frank".
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If this is a set up for a joke you'll be in trouble! I once met Ali - he punched me.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I once met Ali - he punched me.
Well, you were told three times that that roped-off area wasn't a bus stop, but you wouldn't listen!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is there a reputation status where you also see other people's WIP articles? I have a question about one of mine.
I know there is a forum for article writing not really visited by many.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: I have a question about one of mine.
What is the question?
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Just posted in article writing forum[^].
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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I think I've seen someone else simply posting the link to his WIP-preview to allow others to see it.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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