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I'm sitting here, in a mediocre hotel, working after hours on a more invigorating project than the one I spend my days on, trying out the (superb!) bluetooth/FM radio/SD-card headphones that I stuck an old SD card in, and on comes Benny Goodman's Sing, Sing Sing with a swing!
Hot Bloody Damn!
I've clicked the "Down" button on the earpiece five times, already!
Music just don't get better than this!
I remember the first time I heard it. It's the only single piece of music that ever made me think "Oh, please! Its not over yet, is it?"
Damn!
I'll be clicking "Down" for a while!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: bluetooth/FM radio/SD-card headphones that I stuck an old SD card in
Mark_Wallace wrote: I'll be clicking "Down" for a while!
Your headphone come with mouse?
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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The controls are on the right earpiece. Damned cool[^]
You just stick a card in, or bluetooth to your watch/phone/whatever, and you're set.
But of course, it's the quality of the music that counts...
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Mark_Wallace wrote: song
I tried to sing along but I didn't know the words.
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Jes' make 'em up as ye go along, Son.
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Does anyone know of a genuinely qualified consulting company in the US which can come into a company and offer an unbiased, valid opinion on code, processes and employees? I'm not talking about a company intent on taking over the code, they would clearly be biased, but rather a company that can give a no-BS assessment.
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Yes, me. 
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Actually, I'd probably go with that.
A CP regular who has proven abilities and knowledge in the hand is worth more than two morons up to their eyeballs in marketing bull.
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Joe Woodbury wrote: unbiased
Good luck finding anyone in tech like that.
Jeremy Falcon
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Yes, but they don't come cheap. Accenture, McKinsey, Deloitte and IBM are well respected. I don't know how unbiased IBM will be, but that's just an uneducated guess.
/ravi
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All the ones you mentioned will take your money and tell you what you want to hear!
The predecessor of Accenture, Arthur Andersen & Company, had a good trick.
They would tell the client that they need a new IT Manager, put in one of their IT Consulting managers whom they know they will never promote to partner in that slot, and would milk the client for all he is worth.
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Vivic wrote: All the ones you mentioned will take your money and tell you what you want to hear already know!
FTFY.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Accenture, Deloitte and IBM are well respected.
Not in my opinion. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: Accenture
You're missing an "id"[^]
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Ha ha ha!
Honesty and consultants?
Ha ha ha!
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I take it you are in the company you want checked?
If so why cant you do this yourself? There are various metrics for code and processes, and hence the employees abilities at all levels. CRM, ISO etc
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Munchies_Matt wrote: I take it you are in the company you want checked?
Or, perhaps OP wants to start a business and has now found there is a niche for honest consultants.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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... that's exactly the same as every other website.
Just came across this and thought some of the web developers on here might enjoy.
Every F***ing Bootstrap Website Ever[^] (Obviously, as you can tell by the name of the website, there may be some non-KSS language used...)
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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heh. Yup, I'm sick to death of seeing the same cr@ppy "horizontal slide" site. It's nice to learn I'm not alone.
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I manage a bunch of websites (volunteer work) and for a district level organization. It's totally hand crafted (html/css/php/javascript). I was informed, somewhat politely, that it looks "old fashioned" and I should use a modern look, like those in WordPress.
So my site would should look like everyone else's. That's not going to happen.
It must be a generational thing.
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I was Shanghaied into governing a chunk of Geocities, back in the day. I spent far too much of my time explaining to far too many people that a black background, unstoppable boring music, and a stupid, sparkley cursor didn't in any way make up for a lack of content.
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I think Bootstrap has a place for a run-of-the-mill sites, but still... I found that funny because it's soooooo true.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: run-of-the-mill sites
ByteStruck[^]
BMBFC[^]
(yeah, those are two sites I've developed -- ByteStruck is still in development -- another one coming soon.)
Marc
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Not sure how you can keep a straight face with making BMBFA. I mean ya know, the meetings must be interesting.
Jeremy Falcon
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