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Forogar 1-Aug-16 5:33

Forogar

1-Aug-16 5:33

It's all about that bass, that bass, that bass....

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Wastedtalent1-Aug-16 5:44

Wastedtalent

1-Aug-16 5:44

Forogar wrote:
It's all about that bass, that bass, that bass....

Is this a game of name that tuna?

Bassam Abdul-Baki1-Aug-16 5:50

Bassam Abdul-Baki

1-Aug-16 5:50

What're you trouting here?

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Corporal Agarn1-Aug-16 5:52

Corporal Agarn

1-Aug-16 5:52

I am floundering for a reply.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

W∴ Balboos, GHB1-Aug-16 6:30

W∴ Balboos, GHB

1-Aug-16 6:30

Salmon needs to tell you this, chum, but on a scale of one to ten, your floundering here is really bottom fishing.

Ravings en masse^
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

megaadam1-Aug-16 6:59

megaadam

1-Aug-16 6:59

Well... If you were a fish, you would fin out.

... such stuff as dreams are made on

Basildane1-Aug-16 7:19

Basildane

1-Aug-16 7:19

I'm hooked. So do they?

Niantic + Nintendo = ..... Github?

MacSpudster1-Aug-16 7:56

MacSpudster

1-Aug-16 7:56

No.

Fish can't talk.

Well, except for Charlie[^]

Ian Shlasko1-Aug-16 3:41

Ian Shlasko

1-Aug-16 3:41

Anyone notice that Pokemon Go is spreading like the Black Plague? I tend to keep an eye on the GitHub trends, just to see if any interesting libraries or algorithms come to light, and now, well...

GitHub C# Projects trending monthly [^]

Ten of the top twenty-five C# GitHub projects are Pokemon bots... This is really killing the signal-to-noise ratio. I mean, it's pretty much jamming the signal... With raspberry jam... And only one man would DARE give me the raspberry... LONE STAR!

--Err, ok, sorry... Monday morning... Brain is in an odd state... Semi-obscure side-tracked references are likely to occur...

Anyway... I was really hoping this thing was just a fad, and would die out in a couple weeks. I mean, Ingress was never this popular (I actually played that one for a short time)... But then, I said the same thing about Facebook, so apparently I'm always wrong when it comes to fads.

Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

OriginalGriff1-Aug-16 3:46

1-Aug-16 3:46

Generally speaking, I've noticed that the stupider the fad, the longer it lasts.
I don't think P/Go is quite as stupid as Farcebook, but it's pretty close... Unsure | :~

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter1-Aug-16 3:48

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

1-Aug-16 3:48

Which means that GitHub trends are useless, but probably Pokemon bot writing abilities will show on job description in the next few years...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

OriginalGriff1-Aug-16 4:09

1-Aug-16 4:09

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
Which means that GitHub trends are useless, but probably Pokemon bot writing abilities will show on ~~job description~~ QA in the next few ~~years~~ days...

FTFY!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

The pompey1-Aug-16 4:13

The pompey

1-Aug-16 4:13

Don't knock Pokemon Go. I love nothing more than wandering the back streets, pissed at 3 a.m. on sun morning catching Pokemon just to see my sons face when he wakes me up in the morning to see what I caught for him.

Ian Shlasko1-Aug-16 4:35

Ian Shlasko

1-Aug-16 4:35

I've got some bad news for you...

Those things you were "catching"... Those weren't Pokemon... You should get tested.

Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

The pompey1-Aug-16 4:38

The pompey

1-Aug-16 4:38

Are you saying gonorrhea is not the name of a Pokemon?

Ian Shlasko1-Aug-16 5:01

Ian Shlasko

1-Aug-16 5:01

I dunno... It does kind of sound like one, doesn't it?

Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

Member 123456781-Aug-16 4:15

Member 12345678

1-Aug-16 4:15

Everybody poke mongo!

Corporal Agarn1-Aug-16 4:27

Corporal Agarn

1-Aug-16 4:27

Just don't shoot him. It will just make him mad. Big Grin | :-D

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

OriginalGriff1-Aug-16 4:34

1-Aug-16 4:34

Mongo only prawn in game of thrones.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Top Nigerian Scammer Arrested

Sander Rossel1-Aug-16 5:55

Sander Rossel

1-Aug-16 5:55

Pokémon was popular when I was a kid about 18 years ago (and it taught me not to ride the bicycle inside Big Grin | :-D

).
No way Pokémon is just a fad Big Grin | :-D

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Regards,
Sander

Wastedtalent1-Aug-16 3:38

Wastedtalent

1-Aug-16 3:38

Online fraud: Top Nigerian scammer arrested - BBC News[^]

I would have posted in the news if it wasn't for this line:

"In one case, a target was conned into paying out $15.4 m (£11m)," Interpol said in a statement.

I mean how!?!?! Confused | :confused:

CDP18021-Aug-16 3:42

CDP1802

1-Aug-16 3:42

They made someone believe he was a Nigerian prince and was obliged to give away millions after receiving help.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

OriginalGriff1-Aug-16 3:48

1-Aug-16 3:48

The BBC wrote:

"Mike" also allegedly ran a money laundering network in China, Europe and the US.
"The network compromised email accounts of small to medium businesses around the world including in Australia, Canada, India, Malaysia, Romania, South Africa, Thailand and the United States," it said.

So... all those "I want to put money in your account" emails were genuine? OMG | :OMG:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Mark_Wallace1-Aug-16 9:12

Mark_Wallace

1-Aug-16 9:12

Ha!

And now those b*st*rd coppers have ruined it!

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!