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I am sure they don't know about your .45 ACP.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Oh, he knows. He's an Army Captain that doesn't think civilians should be allowed to own guns. We've had words.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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A member of the military not supporting the constitution? Whatever happened to the "I do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States"? He should be shot - by a civilian.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: We've had words.
I presume he is more quiet now that you have proved him you can shoot his kneecap from 150 feet away.
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I hate those days, with the typical outcome of a large pizza into my gullet.
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...and d) you left the gun at home...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I get paid by the hour (insert obligatory "that's what she said") so if I work more than 8 hours, and I'm up to it, my bank account doesn't complain. For me, working long hours is great, every now and then. I don't think I would want to do it day in and day out, though.
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I'll get comp time. By the time next Friday comes around, I'll have more than a day of it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I'll get comp time.
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Well, this may relieve your stress so that you can sleep better:
If you're a salaried employee you don't have to be paid for the extra time!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Do you want all of the locations, or...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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For the chess and javascript enthusiasts...
Test Drive - Chess[^]
I got interesting results. Of the 4 times I ran this, the non-optimized won 3 times (and the fourth was a tie).
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Ran it just once, non-optimized won. That's weird.
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Me too! I'm starting to doubt the optimizer...
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If you reduce the time, the non-optimized wins in fewer moves, despite claims to the contrary in the notes. 
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Were you testing on IE? I was. Tried Chrome, and on Chrome, the optimized version wins easily.
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Maybe it only works as (they) expected on Chrome.
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Same here.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Interesting. I guess Chrome just has the best optimizer then?
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Could be. I played with the parameters a bit, and the optimized version still won every time.
Software Zen: delete this;
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It's left some room for people to write about "pre-mature optimizations" 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Were you testing on IE? I was. Tried Chrome, and on Chrome, the optimized version wins easily.
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So cool!
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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