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When a seahorse needs to get from A to B quickly, does he scallop?
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When a seahorse gets to A or B does it become an A-horse or B-horse? 
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Nope: C-horse!
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Because they sell C-shells when they get there.
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Methinks using telehorsation would be quicker!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Eel get there quicker on the bass.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Mane! Dats pretty funny!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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It must be nice to have a high enough reputation to not be decimated by the inevitable downvoting this one should get...
That being said... Kinda sad I didn't think of it.  
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No down votes in the lounge!
And rep points don't matter - you can't convert them to real money...
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donald trumps up charges of light brigades and saber-toothed tiger milk duds
as Hillbillary pillories puffed-up pillows, plumped-up pyjamas, and palindromes such as, 'Sit on a potato pan Otis'
Meanwhile, the people - the crowd - the mass - feel the berning man overboard game theory of revolution
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Well, according to Mr. Musk, all of this that you just said is a plugin to the app called life.
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I think he and Mr. Musk have been smoking together 
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I don't even smoke salmon.
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It's not a salmon I'm worried about 
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"Elon Musk has said that there is only a “one in billions” chance that we’re not living in a computer simulation.
Our lives are almost certainly being conducted within an artificial world powered by AI and highly-powered computers, like in The Matrix, the Tesla and SpaceX CEO suggested at a tech conference in California:" [^].
Excellent, that means we don't need to buy a Tesla.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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I'd like some of whatever he's smoking.
/ravi
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When you look at things like the Planck constant, it actually makes a lot of sense. You lose fidelity at the edges.
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He has to smoke strong stuff to look at Planck constant. Also when you smoke you lose fidelity at the edges.
Friday beers also make me lose fidelity at the edges.
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This is a ridiculous argument. There is no reason to think that such things aren't simply how the world is ... especially, since, without them, the laws of physics would not give rise to this world containing intelligent beings able to analyze it. The weak anthropic principle demolishes these "this must be a simulation" arguments.
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Planck constant is result of bug in mathematics related to axiom of infinity. Not actually bug in reality.
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