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Greetings from the state of Kerala. We have a home grown religion of our own based on a cartoon mouse.
BBC World Service - BBC Trending, Lord Dinkan: The Cartoon Mouse God[^]
If there are any Pastafarians here, I wish to humbly inform them that they are bunch of misguided morons. Dinkan is the only true God. Amen.
P.S. I used to be a Pastafarian once, but I have seen the light now.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
modified 17-Apr-16 2:35am.
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There is one god, Dinknan
Spaghetti monster is his profit
Dinknanu Akbar
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I demand extra "laughing breaks" from work under law for religion tolerance.
I must laugh to be celebration Dinknan's create world via Big Laugh
Also Merkl must prosecute any who disbelieve it
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About 40 years ago, a girl I adored, a few friends and I got stoned and invented a religion with her German Shepherd as our central deity. It made sense at the time. In fact, it still makes more sense than any of the officially recognised major religions. I should go through my files and see if I can find a copy of the Book of King, Our Shepherd. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Revering a German Shepherd makes sense to me, but, I don't see why the damfool pastafarians revere pirates. they are probably Johnny Depp fans.
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Sahir Shah wrote: I don't see why ... pastafarians revere pirates
Because they have the Arrrrnswer!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah the 70s were a great decade  I even remember some of those years.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Roger Wright wrote: the Book of King, Our Shepherd
That must be a great read.
I mean, there are only so many ways to spell "woof".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This thread's the biggest laugh I've had all week!
Mind you, I set my calendar to start the week on Sunday, and I haven't been up long.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: This thread's the biggest laugh I've had all week!
Mind you, I set my calendar to start the week on Sunday, and I haven't been up long.
Hmmm... A joke nazi who doesn't approve of bad jokes ... 
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
modified 17-Apr-16 7:05am.
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Sahir Shah wrote: A joke nazi
WTF?
Are you replying to the wrong posting, or being unexpectedly surreal?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your guess is as good as mine 
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche
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Waiter!
I'll have what he's drinking!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bheer is the one true Ghod! 
(Nagy might say that it's Ghin)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Gin. Jinn. Genie. S'all the same, innit!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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It is a monument to the absurdity of modern day atheism.
They will engage in made-up satirical religions. So their problem is not with religion.
They just hate God.
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A very common misconception among theists. We don't hate any god. You can't hate what doesn't exist.
EDIT for 9082365:
If you want to know what an atheist is, ask them. Don't listen to the person preaching in the religious building of your choice. They have a vested interest in putting down and slandering the movement community.
Are you sure you want to go down the path of what's "absurd"? I really suggest you don't reply to this unless it's in the Soapbox.
modified 17-Apr-16 8:37am.
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Resident Troll, I'm sorry to say...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yeah, I'm figuring as much.
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: They have a vested interest in putting down and slandering the movement.
Movement? Kinda undoing your own definition there, aintcha?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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