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You wait until someone inserts a quarter.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I play life on hard mode, permadeath on, neutral birth options.
I'm aiming for one of those grim-dark endings with lots of robots and Warhammer 40K references.
Doing great so far, and haven't even died once!
I'm not a big fan of the pay2win mechanics though. Kinda ruins the gameplay.
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I give it a 999,999,999 in a billion chance that he watched The Matrix last night 
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lol. He probably watches it to psyche himself up for another day of being too cool for the rest of us
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But do you code shite? For your sake, I hope not. 
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Musk is crazy. End of story.
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I wondered why there was a big red sign saying "LEVEL 2" when I reached 1,000,000 rep points!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think I'm a curly brace short of a function...
I may not last forever but the mess I leave behind certainly will.
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Are You Living in a Simulation?[^]
I posted this in the Lounge in April 2003! 
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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We Are living in computer simulations.
The computer is our brain, and everything we see, hear, feel, etc, is composited there.
Who knows what the world really looks like?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I had a dream once... more of a nightmare, that I was playing quake and I was the character in the game, and someone shot a rocket at me and I realized that it wasn't a dream and a game, but that it was real (in my dream) and caught such a big fright knowing that if the rocket hit me I'm dead that I woke up almost like Leonardo di caprio in the movie inception where I went into a state where a had to spin something as to make sure that I was actually in the real reality and not in inception.
What I learned from that experience is that life is not a game, so don't screw with it.
"Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence."
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Nooooooooooooooooooooo
I don´t want to be a computer simulation!!!!!
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Why Not?
What difference does it make?
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Sorry, my low level of English prevents me from maintaining a deep conversation, so I'll be brief:
Surely no difference, a simulation does not know that it is being simulated.
It is, above all, a psychological desire. I want to really exist. I want to have soul. I don't want to be a hologram, or executable code.
My life should make sense, else what I'm doing here?
If I'm not real, I want to kill the matrix architect.
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Strongly recommended:
Realtime Interrupt: James P. Hogan: 9780671578848: Amazon.com: Books[^]
This story is not quite being a computer simulation, but about living in a computer simulation. Or... Is is reality? How would you find out? When you exit the simulation, how do you know that you are back to reality?
I known people who have had sleeping problems after reading this novel. Admittedly, it is somewhat "creepy". But fascinating. Like all James P Hogan novels, it is very well researched, carrying a lot of real expert knowledge, with a logically consistent story. And just slightly across the border to Science Fiction: You are left with a feeling that this could be real reality in just a few years.
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we are a computer simulation != high possibility we are computer simulation
0.000000001 != 0
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Well a program bug would explain the presidential race this year.... 
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Nah! Not a bug - just a hacker having a laugh!
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Well I guess the joke will be on us... 
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ELON MUSK FINDS GOD
One could confer that Elon is saying there is a higher power. Indeed he is saying that GOD exists and is in control of everything!
MichaelJAM
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Once you start learning a little bit about quantum mechanics you can't help but agree.
The fact that the universe doesn't hold the position of every particle in "memory" but a probability simplification... That's exactly what I'd do to save resources if I were to program a universe.
The fact that there is a speed limit (light speed) is so weird that I have to think it's done because otherwise the processing speed required would be infinite.
It makes perfect sense.
Oh! I almost forgot... Did you know that the universe has a "resolution"? Yup. 0,000000000000000000000000000000000001 meters is the smallest possible size for anything
Just a Bean, trying to ket some sleep...
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