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Fat splurge, that's the difference!
On top, the fat drains off before the burger goes in the bun.
Inside, the fat can't escape until you bite in ... and squirt all over your shirt, the cat, the wife, ...
Personally, salt, pepper, maybe a touch of ground cumin (it works well with beef and enhances the flavour)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah, well, but you could pre-fry the bacon on the stove before stuffing it in the burger - otherwise, it will be mostly raw anyway when the burger is ready.
As for the shirt, it doesn't matter - I can never keep it clean for more than 5 minutes anyway, no matter what I do.
As for the cats - if they're that curious, there's a learning experience for them
As for the wife - what one squirt more or less???
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Johnny J. wrote: As for the shirt, it doesn't matter - I can never keep it clean for more than 5 minutes anyway
That's because you fill your foods with molten fat! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, that's because I'm flucking clumsy! 
Which is also why the missus declares ladders and chain saws off limits to me... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Together or separately?
veni bibi saltavi
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Doesn't matter. Same goes for axes - ever since we went to see this incredible show[^]
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You try to help and what do you get? Problems!
veni bibi saltavi
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Not at all - I was just trying to provide today's reason to have a drink... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 10-May-16 5:05am.
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Well, if not, then I'm sure they will be when the burger is ready...
I thought that for an extra crunchy burger, I might try a bicycle[^]. But then I realised that I would need a bigger burger press... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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How about Crunchy Frog? Crunchy Frog (Monty Python)[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Am I right in thinking there would be a real frog in 'ere? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Curry!
How about a nice onion curry base, succulent and spicy?
In fact there is loads of weird stuff you could try, like prawns, or sushi ginger and wasabi. Guacamole even! 
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Preserved lemons and ras al-hanout, perhaps.... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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good film that, very good in fact.
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Damnit, it's barely 9 in the morning. It's too early to make me this hungry.
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Barbecues are bad for global warming.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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How about if we barbecue in the winter instead?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You can't do that because your woolly gloves will catch fire, Silly!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My burgers contain 2 ingredients. No more, sometimes less. Anyone adding egg, onion or flour to patties they bring to a bbq at my place will not be invited again.
Mince beef and finely diced Carolina Reaper[^] chillies are what go into 'em when I'm making.
modified 11-May-16 17:35pm.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The day after can be a little... er, interesting for the uninitiated.
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That's what I like!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I humbly submit my suggestion of sauteed mushrooms and gorgonzola cheese. Yummmm...
Will Rogers never met me.
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