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If the person has heard of an AS400, experienced the year 2000 problem, and knows who Gilligan is, then they are a Sr. Developer.  (Oh yes, and they use ASCII faces instead of emoticons)
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Someone that gets paid more than an "intermediate" programmer.
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My definition is one that can wipe his/her own @#$. lol. I've had that attached to my title since I was 21 years old and still have it some 20+ years later, it means nothing to me whether someone is senior, lev 1, 2 3, etc... or just a plain developer.
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Try one of the discount options[^] at Mr. Yogato 
Don't forget to check out the link for their video section[^] 
Personally, Im training me best Scottish Ozzy accent... "Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland’s daughters and her sons are yours no more. Tell them Scotland is free."
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 20-Sep-16 8:12am.
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Domo ari-ga-to mister roboto
Mata au hi made!!
Since I can't help to sing along when Mr Roboto is broadcasted I'd have mi 10% very very easily!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Should you not eat a delicious Smörgåstårta instead?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Wow!
It sounds like exactly the kind of place I wouldn't go near if you paid me.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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#blurg# 
veni bibi saltavi
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Um. Just how much is this "frozen yoghurt" wonder food?
Because if it's under $1000 it's not worth prostituting my dignity to get the discount, and if it's over $1 I'm not buying it.
I'm guessing they are on a loser with me...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: it's not worth prostituting my dignity
Another way of saying you have no sense of humor. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I have a sense of humour - I think - just I don't find people making a complete tit of themselves to save 10c funny.
This also partially explains my abhorrence of karaoke.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: I don't find people making a complete tit of themselves to save 10c funny
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I love going to these type of yogurt shops. They always have great flavors and toppings. 
Yogurt shop haters, gonna hate. 
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APOD: 2016 September 19 - 50000 Kilometers over the Sun[^]
Notice that East and West are inversed. This is correct, The idea is that if you would be standing on the sun (looking at Earth) the East is as should be. So looking from Earth to the Sun, East is left, West is right.
This outburst of plasma, called a prominence is about 50-75 thousand km tall. Eart's diameter is about 12500 km. (mean radius: 6371 km). Earth's diameter fits 100 times in the Sun's diameter, making the Sun 1 000 000 times bigger in volume.
Makes you think at how tiny we are in the cosmos as the Sun is not a particular large body in the universe.
And here we are fighting over I don't know what... 
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Personally, I welcome our fiery monster overlords.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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V. wrote: And here we are fighting over
...size of smart phone screen.
...few pixels on a screens.
...font size.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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lw@zi wrote: font size
Fewl! It is typeface size. The size, weight and style of the typeface is the font. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Well[^].
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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V. wrote: about 50-75 thousand km tall
That must have rsulted in some amazing high tides[^]!
[Bit of politics there, my name's Barbary Bill, GOOD NIGHT!]
veni bibi saltavi
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V. wrote: And here we are fighting over I don't know what...
Project deadline....
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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This Peruvian lineage is altogether glowing
(12)
modified 20-Sep-16 5:01am.
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Incandescent?
Peruvian = Incan
Lineage = descent
Andy B
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Yes indeed - we have a winner. Good show 
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Quote: When I'm finished, you'll be responsible for the death of every friend you have on Facebook.
Which movie?
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