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Munchies_Matt14-Oct-16 2:48

Munchies_Matt

14-Oct-16 2:48

Sorry, the Mail is classic reading! Its is like a comic, and its free! Smile | :)

S Houghtelin14-Oct-16 2:13

S Houghtelin

14-Oct-16 2:13

For most Facebook users an intelligence of just a little more than an amoeba qualifies as a high IQ.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

F-ES Sitecore14-Oct-16 2:36

F-ES Sitecore

14-Oct-16 2:36

Because this thing on facebook was reported by The Daily Fail (LOL, see what I did there?) that means it is automatically untrue, so the post must have been fabricated by The Daily Fail in some way, and so must have been all of the replies. It's the only possible explanation because everything in The Daily Fail is untrue. I'm going to wait until the BBC writes about the exact same thing because that will instantly make it credible and true. Yes I know I haven't actually said anything about the quiz itself, but being a lefty liberal puppet allows me to apply ad hominem fallacies to things I disagree with and instantly dismiss the article and instead criticise your failings as a human being for posting a Daily Fail link (lol, see what I did there!)

Ian Shlasko14-Oct-16 3:05

Ian Shlasko

14-Oct-16 3:05

Eh, it took me about ten seconds (The third part held me up for a few)...

In my defense, it's 9am, I just got into the office, and I'm not caffeinated yet.

Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

Mark_Wallace14-Oct-16 3:10

Mark_Wallace

14-Oct-16 3:10

x+- Far too simple.

But tough for fb users and mail readers.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Jeremy Falcon14-Oct-16 9:08

Jeremy Falcon

14-Oct-16 9:08

Most Facebook IQ tests are just a joke, meant to make stupid people feel smart.

Jeremy Falcon

Re: CCC WSO - Nov. 14th 2016

PIEBALDconsult14-Oct-16 13:39

PIEBALDconsult

14-Oct-16 13:39

The test wasn't about whether or not you can answer the question correctly; it's about whether or not you can be humble afterward.

Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]

Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]

MSROTD

Mel Padden13-Oct-16 23:44

Mel Padden

13-Oct-16 23:44

‎(Microsoft Rant Of The Day)‎

So when changing colors of a bar or chart or whatever in SSRS, ‎when you set the „Transparency“ of the color in the dialog, you’re really setting the OPACITY. I just spent a half hour ‎wondering why every time I set a color in my report the damn element disappeared. And I hate ‎working with reports, so that’s a half hour I want back, dammit…‎
D'Oh! | :doh:

"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"

Re: MSROTD

kmoorevs14-Oct-16 5:17

kmoorevs

14-Oct-16 5:17

Mel Padden wrote:
in SSRS,

Could be worse...one of my active projects uses the CR web viewer. It worked great three weeks ago, then mysteriously didn't work a few days ago. It took 4-5 hours to get it going again. I know how you feel! Laugh | :laugh:

"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

CCC WSO - Nov. 14th 2016

U. G. Leander13-Oct-16 22:31

U. G. Leander

13-Oct-16 22:31

There's no intemperance needed when you sound like all the landmasses (10)

I couldn't come up with a better one, hope you enjoy it anyway! Wink | ;)

OriginalGriff13-Oct-16 22:34

Re: CCC WSO - Nov. 14th 2016 - SOLVED

13-Oct-16 22:34

CONTINENCE?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

U. G. Leander13-Oct-16 23:13

U. G. Leander

13-Oct-16 23:13

Correct, Sir! The originator is up on Monday.

That was fast, too easy?
Maybe you could provide the explanation for the others anyway?

I'm still puzzled that this went to moderation...

Re: CCC WSO - Nov. 14th 2016 - SOLVED

OriginalGriff13-Oct-16 23:16

Re: CCC WSO - Nov. 14th 2016 - SOLVED

13-Oct-16 23:16

There's no intemperance needed           Intemperance: "lack of moderation or restraint", so use it's inverse.
when you sound like all the landmasses   CONTINENTS becomes CONTINENCE: "Sexual abstinence as a state of life"

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Mel Padden13-Oct-16 23:50

Mel Padden

13-Oct-16 23:50

That's interesting given that INcontinence means someting entirely different and not at all related. Engrish so funny!

(purses lips) I wonder though... (googles)

Actually, I'm wrong!

Incontinence | Definition of Incontinence by Merriam-Webster[^]

So the original meaning of the word was to do with sexual appetite. There you go, you learn sometihng new every day.

"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"

Cancer - The Sucker Of Balls

Michael Martin13-Oct-16 21:53

Michael Martin

13-Oct-16 21:53

So here I am, drinking and remembering my dead sister who was smashed by Melanoma 18 years ago pretty much to the minute. I got to donate Bone Marrow in what at the time was an experimental procedure for the particular type of cancer. The wankers involved pissed about for too many weeks before chemotheraping her Immune System to death as they were excited about the fact my Mother had died from Melanoma 7 years 7.5 months earlier.

Thanks for all the well wishers on CP 16.5 hours ago, but I won't see her again. Heaven, Jesus, Jehova Mohammed, Allah, Joseph Smith and all the rest are fictional characters to help the weak minded get through life.

The Multi-Armed Elephant God best referenced in a Simpsons episode is more real.

Hope to see a God or Cancer at some time, they won't survive the next 50 years of hate I have waiting for either of them.

Michael Martin
Australia

"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

OriginalGriff13-Oct-16 22:06

13-Oct-16 22:06

I'll hoist a drink to her memory with you, but due to the early hour (and that I've got to drive later) it'll be coffee this end, I'm afraid. Rose | [Rose]

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Michael Martin13-Oct-16 22:07

Michael Martin

13-Oct-16 22:07

OriginalGriff wrote:
I'll hoist a drink to her memory with you, but due to the early hour (and that I've got to drive later) it'll be coffee this end, I'm afraid. [Rose]

That's no excuse. Are you sure your Welsh?

OriginalGriff13-Oct-16 22:12

13-Oct-16 22:12

My personal rules: Driving == no drinking.

Lost too many friends to drunk drivers (some they were drunk and hit something, some hit by others who were drinking). Not acceptable behaviour in my book any more.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Michael Martin13-Oct-16 22:13

Michael Martin

13-Oct-16 22:13

OriginalGriff wrote:
My personal rules: Driving == no drinking.

Lost too many friends to drunk drivers (some they were drunk and hit something, some hit by others who were drinking). Not acceptable behaviour in my book any more.

I know, but you mentioned too early.

OriginalGriff13-Oct-16 22:18

13-Oct-16 22:18

Yeah - it's only 09:17 here, and I'm knackered already due to the cat trying vomiting on the bed at 04:00 ...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Marco Bertschi13-Oct-16 22:14

Marco Bertschi

13-Oct-16 22:14

My GFs grandpa died from a brain tumor. I've never met him, he passed away before my gf and I met. From the tellings he was an amazing man who somehow survived the holocaust. Cancer sucks big hairy donkey balls, and so does tumor.

JavaScript gives you a false sense of safety. It's like riding a bike with those little side wheels and then riding head first into a ravine.
Sander Rossel

S Houghtelin14-Oct-16 2:17

S Houghtelin

14-Oct-16 2:17

I'll hoist one in their honer Mick, as well for those, including myself, who have lost loved ones to cancer.

Cancer sucks. Mad | :mad:

It was broke, so I fixed it.

I've never had high thoughts about the British culinary standards, but now...

dandy7214-Oct-16 5:03

dandy72

14-Oct-16 5:03

Cancer - The Sucker Of Balls

Interesting choice of words, considering it does go after those[^] as well.

Johnny J.13-Oct-16 21:32

Johnny J.

13-Oct-16 21:32

...I still haven't[^] Unsure | :~

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

Re: I've never had high thoughts about the British culinary standards, but now...

OriginalGriff13-Oct-16 21:35