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Sometimes thinking so philosophically gives me a haddock.
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Yes, I tuna out when that happens.
/ravi
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Oh dear Cod! When will you ever run out of such fishy puns?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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When has had su-fish-ent!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Be a chum and crab your hat on the way out . . .
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I was tasked this morning with importing a CSV file and saving it to a database. It took me less than 20 minutes to implement, and building the (validated) model/viewmodel took more time than the importing using two of my recent articles; CSV File Parser[^] and Fun With Attributes[^].
Now all I have to do is build an interface. That'll probably take me the rest of the week. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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 I call it 'raiding the warchest'!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Just as long as you trust those guys and give them credit for their contributions.
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I'm not sure if this is an attempt at dry humor/sarcasm, or if you simply didn't notice they were my articles.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Hey, if he doesn't give a proper citation to that guy's work, the guy will go ballistic -- in the literal sense!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm worried they'll end up cursing recursively.
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That's called "I'm not stupid". Good job, about the highest goal any of us can hope for is not being stuck on stupid.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Okay  !
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<stage whisper> A lardon[^] is a little block of bacon.</stage whisper>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi All,
I have just rebuilt a laptop that was part of my companies sonar surveying equipment. The flight cases came back from Greenland absolutely soaking wet, there was about a foot (meter) of water in the case with a Dell laptop in it. took it apart completely (drilled out one screw as no head) left it for a couple of days to remove any moisture left put bits back together. Pressed the power button, got distracted came back to it and it has booted up, track pad works, cue bolt of lightning 'It's alive'  !
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Plug in the speakers and check if it's craving brainzzzz before you touch the keyboard.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Done! Just makes the boring Windows sounds...Brainzzzz would be more interesting/frightening....
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So now change it: make the default beep "brainzzzz" and send it back...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 , no it's our laptop the Greenlandians broke it, I have also changed it Network name to Lazurus....
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glennPattonWorking wrote: it's our laptop the Greenlandians broke it
Well, I hope you're charging them for a new one!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sounds fun! There are days when I yearn for a hardware distraction! Good to hear you're earning your keep at the new place! Cheers!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I thank You Sir! have an upvote...
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