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You sir, have a grave sense of humor. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Coming up with puns like that is quite an undertaking! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Same for a porn star
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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As a bus driver you'll be always in front of anyone else and it is you who everyone will be waiting, not the other way around.
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How about a job as a scarecrow? You'd be outstanding in your field.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Go sit in the corner and reflect upon what you are doing.
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I've been doing that most of the day[^]!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Or become a sewer worker.
At least then you'll have a good reason for being up to your neck in s***.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So I am still waiting to hear what is causing this issues.
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I don't know, maybe you could still be a programmer and find yourself a niche by becoming an expert on reflection...
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I bought some kitchen foil via Amazon: 2 rolls of 450mm x 90m @ £18.99 including VAT and delivery. It's the brand I like - thick enough to not rip like wet tissue but thin enough to not squash the food.
And it arrived today - in a huge box that was about 85% air and 15% product - with an invoice.
Fine. And the invoice has a web address, so I think "Great! I'll have a look - maybe remember them for next time and save a little more by going direct".
And it's priced up at £17.98 ex VAT (@20%) or delivery ... which is only free for orders over £70. So if I buy directly, it'll cost me around 30% for the privilege.
This isn't the only site that does this - I buy Sous Vide bag rolls from FleaBay because the price includes VAT and free delivery but is less than going direct to the company.
So the company gets less money and has to pay a cut to Amazon / FleaBay / Paypal on top?
Is it just me that thinks that's really stupid?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Amazon is so much used that it is in itself an advertisement, so it makes sense. Also the site may be not updated - it happens many, many times.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Agreed. It seems like a rather poor business model.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I think it is about quantity (number of sales)... Via Amazon the sell more than via direct site and much of the delivery goes on the already active delivery routes Amazon has...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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How many users use amazon?
How many users would know the original web-shop without amazon?
What is better, 50 cent benefit from 10k purchases a day/month/whatever? or 5$ benefit from 10 purchases a day/month/whatever?
It might be forced by amazon too, no idea.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
modified 22-Sep-16 10:11am.
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Um, maybe because if an online shop didn't have a website it wouldn't be an online shop?
You never know.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I suspect that Amazon takes care of a lot of overhead that merchants don't necessarily like to have to take care of themselves, and would rather have customers buy through them...and the only reason they have a site of their own at all is because they pretty much have to--just so Google can say they exist.
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I can't help but wonder if the classic mistake is being made here - that is, to prioritise the profit per item over the profit per day.
It's the same with shops having sales - the important thing is profits garnered in a day. Who cares how hard the drones have to work to keep the shelves stocked unless this affects their pay? Who cares if we make 1/4 the profit per item if we sell 5 times as many items.
Simple economics, methinks.
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You mix up two letters, and your whole post is urined!
I'll get my coat...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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OK - so you hate spelling errors. Would you mind an awful lot telling us words do you like to spell? Or at least, words you don't mind spelling.
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Johnny J. wrote: I'll get my coat...
I urined on it.
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Hey, what's up with the "3" it comes and goes like the mailman to your house when you're away at work? 
Can't keep track of all your accounts? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Yeah my phone is still logged in to the Pompey I hardly use the phone for here.
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Sips off!
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Seriously, would that be a spoonerism or an anagram? Or, is it some other kind of thing?
Does it have a name?
Edit
Oh, I just thought of the word. I think maybe....malapropism.
Good stuff. You made me thing today.
modified 22-Sep-16 10:26am.
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