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17-Oct-16 1:42

Hi All

Looks like Green Alien | [Alien]

is on a spammer killing role!

Re: And they're back!

OriginalGriff17-Oct-16 1:51

OriginalGriff

17-Oct-16 1:51

And the the automated system has detected them... Big Grin | :-D

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

#realJSOP17-Oct-16 1:59

#realJSOP

17-Oct-16 1:59

"they're"

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

Eddy Vluggen17-Oct-16 3:01

Eddy Vluggen

17-Oct-16 3:01

There, there, we have their backs Smile | :)

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

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Sander Rossel17-Oct-16 4:17

Sander Rossel

17-Oct-16 4:17

There, Their, they're, it'll all be okay Smile | :)

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Sander

glennPattonWork317-Oct-16 4:28

17-Oct-16 4:28

Yet more proof the English language was not design it happened Big Grin | :-D

Forogar 17-Oct-16 4:54

Forogar

17-Oct-16 4:54

Certainly not "Intelligent Design"... it evolved!

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Vark11117-Oct-16 4:34

Vark111

17-Oct-16 4:34

Hear, hear!

Oh Crud, I hope no one noticed.

Roger Wright17-Oct-16 6:14

Roger Wright

17-Oct-16 6:14

Thanks, John... I needed that. Kids today are just so, like, illiterate! Sigh | :sigh:

Will Rogers never met me.

glennPattonWork317-Oct-16 1:07

17-Oct-16 1:07

Hi All,

I just used the down stairs bathroom, note I am not one of continental cousins (it has a shower and washing machine OMG | :OMG:

). Finished the important matter I went to do and the fly on trousers broke. This caused swearing hunting for zip finding zip and hunting for something to block obvious gap (Gaffa Tape, oddly there was a five pack of roles) get back to desk look at zip mush it back on bend bent bit with pliers (carefully) try a couple of runs up and down before deciding yeah that'll do (I hope). Java | [Coffee]

MarkTJohnson17-Oct-16 2:22

MarkTJohnson

17-Oct-16 2:22

Too bad there wasn't a camera following you along on this escapade. I could use a good bit of slapstick.

Corporal Agarn17-Oct-16 2:40

Corporal Agarn

17-Oct-16 2:40

Now if he can get rid of the co-worker that thinks he was coming on to them... Blush | :O

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

glennPattonWork317-Oct-16 2:53

17-Oct-16 2:53

Not really an issue. No saw and I botched it before I had to see any one.

Corporal Agarn17-Oct-16 2:58

Corporal Agarn

17-Oct-16 2:58

Thus the reason I am not a comedian. Frown | :(

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

Forogar 17-Oct-16 4:55

Forogar

17-Oct-16 4:55

Gaffa, Gaffer (or Duct) tape is not botching. That counts as a professional repair!

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Ian Shlasko17-Oct-16 3:56

Ian Shlasko

17-Oct-16 3:56

Am I the only one who just pictured this scene set to Yakety Sax?

Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

glennPattonWork317-Oct-16 4:29

17-Oct-16 4:29

Ah-ha, that's what I've been humming...

Colin Mullikin17-Oct-16 4:50

Colin Mullikin

17-Oct-16 4:50

Nope. It was definitely playing in my head as well.

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

EC2 Integration to a Web Site

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz17-Oct-16 4:23

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

17-Oct-16 4:23

sounds like you need to leave even more behind in the bathroom... Poke tongue | ;-P

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Nagy Vilmos17-Oct-16 1:04

Nagy Vilmos

17-Oct-16 1:04

Has anyone had any truck dealing with AWS API for managing EC2 instances?

The scenario I am faced with is creating a dashboard for our clients within our website where they can check the status and start/stop their instances. Under our account we are running servers for multiple clients and we don't really want them to see each others.

The quickest for me would be if I can create an IAM where the user only sees specified instances, but that seems to be too complinated for AWS. Sigh | :sigh:

Pointers, guidance & gotchas greatly received.

veni bibi saltavi

Manfred Rudolf Bihy17-Oct-16 1:31

Manfred Rudolf Bihy

17-Oct-16 1:31

We are currently using VMWare Cloud Director to manage our VM's and you can attach any metadata of your liking to each VM.
VIA PowerCLI I can then filter the VMs using that meta data.
I know you're not using VMWare, but maybe there is something like that in EC2.

Cheers!

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

Ron White, Comedian

Manfred Rudolf Bihy17-Oct-16 1:34

Manfred Rudolf Bihy

17-Oct-16 1:34

This here might be of interest: Instance Metadata and User Data - Amazon Elastic Compute Cloud[^]

Cheers!

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

Ron White, Comedian

Nagy Vilmos17-Oct-16 3:05

Nagy Vilmos

17-Oct-16 3:05

Much joys!

The fun part of EC2, and AWS in general, is that its documentation is written by people who have no idea whatsoever about actually communicating. Sigh | :sigh:

veni bibi saltavi

Frank Alviani17-Oct-16 4:06

Frank Alviani

17-Oct-16 4:06

They certainly understand communications. They know how to get you to communicate your money to their accounts - and that's what really matters.

'PLAN' is NOT one of those four-letter words.

'When money talks, nobody listens to the customer anymore.'