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Is the Penfish mightier than the Swordfish?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only if the Inkfish swims along with it 
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There's something fishy about this thread.
/ravi
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I wish people would stop sharking for puns here.
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Agreed. It's off the scale!
/ravi
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Oh come on, get trout of here!
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Easy there! No need to pom fret.
/ravi
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Then why do you provide new bait?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I am not doing it on porpoise.
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Watch out, or you may end up feeding the fishes!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cod you be more specific?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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This is getting to be a bad halibut.
/ravi
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Now you're floundering hither & thither.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Yeah, I think I'm scrod.
/ravi
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Don't be so roughy on yourself.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Every time I catch somebody telling this joke, it gets bigger!
Hogan
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We can't know, nobody sawfish anything.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
If a coffee bean is between the Earth and the Sun, is it a Java Eclipse? -- Sascha Lefèvre
/xml>
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That was very shellfish of them!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff is fishing for up votes
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Then roll up the mops and clean up this thread! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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In the fish army, do they use fish tanks? Let minnow.
Thanks
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Needless ray-cism!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Your post has a sting in its tail!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Your post is close to Steve Irwin's heart
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